News From May 2006
Overload of green light!!!!!!!!!
Someone complained about the lights, so I have uploaded a MEGA-TRIP of green lights...
Giselle whose mom owns the restaurant with the green lights...
Posted May 31st, 2006 by Bill Bixby never ate his spinach
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Austin on our first day in France...
The trip has been over for a week, but the photos keep on coming...
Posted May 31st, 2006 by Samuel L Jackson has a white beard
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Ezekiel in Hawaii video
Featuring Dekline rider Mike York and Pig Wheels rider Louie Barletta. Check the Transworld
site
Posted May 31st, 2006
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Templeton Returns
Ed keeps life light with a midnight stomp through a giant recreation park in downtown Sydney. Welcome back, Tempster.
"Suffer The Joy" of permanent recess on the playground of life.
Posted May 30th, 2006 by A Slow Twist Or A Sharp Shock
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Say hello to the Foundation international dudes
These rippers joined the F troops for part of the Trail of Shred in Europe.
Sebastian Kriz (Sweden)
Patrick Strieter (Germany)
not pictured: Maxime Genin (France)
Posted May 30th, 2006 by Minister of Propaganda
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More Rusczyk euro tour snapshots
mike likes the mirrors in france..
mike gettin weird in hamburg,germany..
corey doin a kicky in london (he landed it)
Posted May 30th, 2006 by Minister of Propaganda
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Photos and Video of Toy Team in Toulouse...
Go to the V7 Website. And look for the VIDEO of the demo too.
Posted May 28th, 2006 by just click the freaking links bunghole
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Everbody slams, nobody likes it.
Little girl takes a toss from her bike. Around the corner, Harmony and Matt B are taking slams too...
Posted May 28th, 2006 by Bob Flanagan might like it. Google it.
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Ed's Face Melts
With all the heat that's on the Tempster right now, this isn't very surprising.
"Suffer The Joy" of never having a free moment.
Posted May 28th, 2006 by Treasure Instead Of Regret
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Richie Jackson gets magazine cover
Pig Wheels rider Richie Jackson getting his wallride on for the cover of Slam Magazine.
Posted May 27th, 2006 by noneyuh
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Matt B drifting opposite stance for his warm-up
Oh, the wicked things this guy can do...
Suffer the Joy of waiting to see what they are...
Posted May 27th, 2006 by Harrison Ford wears a frickin' earring???
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Mike "Owen" Jones gets his hippie on
I've seen people skate this spot before but never in this way. Usually they go over the rail/stairs on the side of the building. This spot is right across the street from the TumYeto warehouse and Mike Jones thought it would be fun to hippie jump on a bum ankle.
Posted May 26th, 2006 by camera phone
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Josh Harmony.
Posted May 26th, 2006 by Tate and Labianca murders, Google it
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Bumming after the soccer riot...
YES, the chaos stopped ALL taxi's from picking up anyone, and we had to walk what semmed like trillions of miles back to our hotel after a hard day of skating and rioting. Look how unhappy!
These are Soccer Hooligans. This one guy was laying down in front of moving cars, making them stop, where the crowd would then shake the hell out of them, and kick them, until they drove off almost killing someone...
We watched some crazy crap that night at this intersection. Drevin contributed.
Suffer the Joy of public chaos, it is never pretty.
Posted May 26th, 2006 by Reginald Denny married a black girl
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Matt tried to impress a transvestite...
But I don't think trannies care to much about wallrides or they would have become skaters instead of girls.
Posted May 26th, 2006 by the KIds in the Hall dudes are all trannies
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The road is tuff
the F dudes having dinner in London...
for more of mikes photog tales from the road go here:
get horizontal
or here:
get vertical
the trail continues on...
Posted May 25th, 2006 by Minister of Propaganda
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Drevin comes out of his hiding in Force...
And tries to rape Billy...
The Street Beers you could buy illegally for one Euro didn't help the matter.
Posted May 25th, 2006 by Ted Kennedy has nothing on Drevin
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Billy spends time with his Uncle Touchy...
This is what happens after a life of hard drinking, you end up passed out on a bus bench in Barcelona, mid day - with Billy Marks pointing out your slobber for a photo that will end up on a website to be ridiculed by masses of young kids who think it is great to be a drunk.
a closer look...
Posted May 25th, 2006 by John Wayne Gacy paints the 6 dwarves
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No Caption Necessary
What could possibly be said?
Posted May 24th, 2006 by Button Monkey
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Harmony Reflects
Josh and the Fallen boys are off again tomorrow. He's putting the axe to the grindstone for his video deadlines and interview photo hoarding. Expect some Harm greatness in the near future...
"Suffer The Joy" of being tough as nails.
Posted May 24th, 2006 by Two Days Off Downtime
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switch flip like Whoa
Foundation(flow) and Pig Wheels(flow) rider Steve Mcneal shown here switch kickflipping with enough BGP's to start a small army. Friend's are cool i guess.
Posted May 24th, 2006 by tech dawg
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Brokeback Billy
Billy after jumping down a giant set of stairs way too many times to count.
I can't tell you what he was trying, so you will be surprised for the video.
Posted May 23rd, 2006 by Burgling turds for a living
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Billy Gets Evil
Bilbo is now hypnotizing you into buying any and all Billy Marks products. Someone give him a video game sponsor...
"Suffer The Joy" of having a home in ones and zeros.
Posted May 23rd, 2006 by An Unquenchable Thrist For Technology
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The Great San Diego Skate Park Tour!!!
Event Description: Top Pros from Foundation, Dekline, Toy Machine, and Pig will be on a tour of San Diego Skate parks. We will be skating with the kids at each park and will be encouraging them to follow us to the next spot. At each stop we will be giving out tons of product and signing autographs. At the middle of the day and end of day we will be having BBQ'S for everyone in attendance. Come follow the TumYeto van for a day of fun! *if you have a helmet bring it!
Posted May 23rd, 2006 by June 21st
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Guys on the metro in Barcelona...
Posted May 23rd, 2006 by Kate Moss never wears underwear unless...
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Billy and Johnny eating weird sea creatures...
Our last day in Toulouse France.
Posted May 22nd, 2006 by Sponge Bob's homies died for this one
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Our last day in Barcelona...
Things look rough, but we came out with craploads of photos. One of the best last days of a trip I have seen.
As I write this, the team is flying over the Atlantic ocean back to California. Diego is home in Barcelona, Johnny is nursing his ankle back at home already, and I am on my way to Paris...
Suffer the Joy of seeing photos from this trip and the Australia one for the next 4 months!
Our video has taken another important step to being done...
Posted May 22nd, 2006 by Ed, or sometimes called KB's ball-buster
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More lights to trip-out on and when...
I say trip out, I am just having fun with the way the photo looks psychedelic, NOT that the Toy team is on acid, because they are not.
We are 100% SKATE dogs - Skating comes WAY before partying.
Posted May 22nd, 2006 by Just to make it clear...
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battle of the cops, i mean shops
Cops came to close down the event in carlsbad for the battle of the shops contest. A full beer was thrown at a skater during his attempt at the handrail. Lame. Then a couple houndred kids chased down the beer thrower for a quick beat down or something...10 minutes later...20 cops showed up with dogs and tazers and i left.
Posted May 20th, 2006 by cell phone pictures, sorry
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Austin Basks in the green lights at "Organic"
A restaurant we frequent in Barcelona...
Posted May 20th, 2006 by Misha Barton secretly dreams of A-Stone
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Kevin would rather ride in the trunk...
Than sit next to the team riders who hog the seat...
Posted May 20th, 2006 by Judd Nelson smelled Emilio Esteves' fingers
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Another soccer RIOT photo...
Kevin and Josh livin' it up.
Posted May 20th, 2006 by Captain Lou Albano never liked the Iron Sheik
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The SOCCER RIOT that was mentioned below...
Matt and Kevin take part in the general MAYHEM that ensued when Barcelona's team won the big soccer championship's league cup.
As you can tell, people went BERZERKER in the streets.
Including your freindly TOY MACHINE team...
Suffer it.
Posted May 19th, 2006 by The Drevin was out of control...
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Josh Looks For More
...but don't we all. Josh lurking the Frankfurt airport. The days are long and the nights are hot here in Barcy. Josh got lost in the middle of a riot two nights ago. Looting and chaos were cause by the last minute victory of Barcelona's soccer team in the Euro Championship. He walked through miles of city on a bruised heel at four in the morning. Dodgy.
"Suffer The Joy" of toughing out the hard times like steps to the good ones.
Posted May 19th, 2006 by The Gut Wrentching Overdraft
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Matt B made a friend on the train...
His name was "Happy" and he had kids who skate and were big fans. So he got his vest signed.
We miss you Johnny.
Posted May 19th, 2006 by Cindi Lauper made out with Weird Al
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Bradford documents the Euro advertising...
Oh, the ads in Europe. Suffer the Joy of seeing them.
Posted May 19th, 2006 by Who's butt is that?
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degrees dont matter when your already cooked!
im in vegas and its 103 degrees at 4 in the morning.another late night mission spoiled by the local swine.the cop that kicked us out was the same dude that took me to jail for lifting the who gutair,he thought i was ballsy for that but couldnt believe i was skating at 3 in the morning in this heat.he let us go and he is still a fucking dickhead.
LIVE AND DESTROY
Posted May 19th, 2006 by ragdoll
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Fly Away Home, J-Lay
J-Lay ran into some bad luck and crappy injuries while on our little mission to Spain. Right about now he's thousands of feet above the ocean jamming to Sabbath or Elliott Smith. Rest easy and sleep well, Johnny.
"Suffer The Joy" of wanting what you can't have.
Posted May 18th, 2006 by The Swollen Monster On Your Sock
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Battle Of The Shops
AUTOMATIC MAGAZINES 3rd Annual BATTLE OF THE SHOPS When - Saturday May 20th 2006
Where - Adio Warehouse
5830 El Camino Real
Carlsbad, CA 92008
Come check out Adrian Mallory and Shuriken Shannon
respresenting Pig Wood and Wheels.
Posted May 17th, 2006 by weeee
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f dudes over the pond
Corey not fadded Angel is old enough and the rest of the dudes went to the pub. Hanging out with the street beers in London.
Posted May 17th, 2006 by miklamerod
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Billy gets lurked on by a little boy...
The kid was very interested in his toy, that happens to be some sort of text messaging gadget, and not a video game like he thought.
Anyway, Billy just laughs, and is breaking it off here in Barcelona. Man is he clocking footy!!!!
Suffer the Joy of being in a different country...
Posted May 16th, 2006 by Weird Al has type 2 diabetes
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Purfume ad in France...
Posted May 16th, 2006 by that is all I had to say about it.
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On our way to Barcelona...
We had to do some waitin' around. Josh scored a guitar from a guy at our demo whose dad owned a guitar factory. France is behind us, and epic spots are ahead of us.
Posted May 16th, 2006 by no talking for the rest of the trip
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water gaps can be fun
Soon to be X-Games gold medalist Mike Franklin riding for Foundation(flow), Pig Wheels(flow), and Dekline(flow) is seen here soaring a kickflip into the dirty water. I mean over the water onto the sketchy plywood landing pad.
Posted May 16th, 2006 by dance party
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Pig Wood Arizona photo's
Tour photo's in Prescott taken by Jonathan Allred at Calavera Board Supply have been posted. Enjoy!
Posted May 16th, 2006 by chyeah bra
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I spy...
duffel taking a whiz.
Filming for Cataclysmic Abyss really does a number on the bladder..
Posted May 15th, 2006 by Minister of Propaganda
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Foundation vs. Federalis
F pro Mike Rusczyk has been missing since Cinco de Mayo. This is last picture taken of Mike before he was thrown into a cop car in TJ.
F troops are organizing search parties as we speak.
Stay tuned...
Posted May 15th, 2006 by Minister of Propaganda
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We are in Toulouse France right now...
The entire team is here, and it is raining. But this photo of Billy Marks was taken in Australia. Things are good though, Matt B got a line yesterday. Diego got some footy too.
Posted May 13th, 2006 by Cedric the French Entertainer
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Billy takes 3rd!
Last weekend was the All American Street Style Pro Skateboarding Open(long name) in Fayetteville, NC. Billy Mark's took 3rd place taking home $5,900. For more results and pictures of the park check the site.
Results
1. Jereme Rogers
2. Greg Lutzska
3. Billy Marks
4. Nilton Neives
5. Danny Fuenzalida
Posted May 11th, 2006
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Tum Yeto videos on Veoh
Check out Veoh.com for your favorite Tum Yeto teaser's. Or just click here bro. Cataclysmic Abyss, Gareth Stehr's Go, Go Toe Jam, Good & Evil, Slaughterhouse, That's Life, and even a Swank hawaii video. For free too(insert high five!).
Posted May 11th, 2006 by i got nothing.
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kiddies...
skateboards
coming to a gym class near you.
Posted May 10th, 2006 by blah
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Australian cast-boy in Canberra
Off to Europe now!
The team is going to Toulouse, France for a demo, Barcelona to skate and film for Suffer the Joy, and then Ed is going to Paris to do an art show...
Posted May 10th, 2006 by Edwina P. Rogres
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On The Road Again (Again)
Spain awaits and Bradford gets to experience his second international outting in less than two weeks. I can't wait until he's jaded and bitter about the whole traveling thing. This youthful enthusiasm he exudes about these trips is throwing off my whole perspective about the down-trodden skate-photographer. Get with it John, this is only a stepping stone into fashion/photo-journalism/soft-core porn. Treat it as such.
"Suffer The Joy", it's our world, you just live in it.
Posted May 10th, 2006 by The Optimistic Pessimist
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Whatchu Thank Tour!
I posted this flyer so you could look at it.
Posted May 10th, 2006 by Adam Crew's messenger
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Kevin doing his job...
Documenting every moment of the team's lives for use in Suffer the Joy!!!
Posted May 9th, 2006 by the ever-present stench of looming kick-ass
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We get by with a little help from our friends
Josh gets by with help from Matt B and Ben... Melbourne Australia.
Posted May 9th, 2006 by The all seeing eye
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You are missing out on half the fun!
If you don't check out ALL 3 News columns on this website!
"Kevin's daily injection", "Random", and "Ed's cul-de-sac of lameness"
Posted May 9th, 2006 by only half the people know!
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his name is Anthony Scalamere
Ragdoll in the office planning out the arizona trip. I guess this pic could've been posted before they left and not when they got back. Whatever, 2 week old picture update! How exciting...
Posted May 9th, 2006 by poon bird
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Kevin Cat-Burgles the Sydney Opera House
There were no security guards to be seen, yet this is as far as he got.
Posted May 8th, 2006 by Ed partied with Jennie Garth and Tiffany Amber
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Demo at Bondi Beach skatepark...
Josh, Johnny, and Ed, triple teamed the railing separating the crowd from the shredding.
Posted May 8th, 2006 by Austin partied with Mischa Barton in LA
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Ethan talks business
Posted May 8th, 2006 by case of the monday's
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He left the house without a shirt...
One of Diego's new horses in Argentina...
Posted May 7th, 2006 by Where are your shirts? Uhh, we lost 'em
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Diego goes to Argentina, Buys a horse...
2 horses actually! What the hell? That's how the TM team rolls.
Posted May 7th, 2006 by Raspador de Culo
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Juskyiddin'!
Pig Wood still in arizona. Had another demo today then skate tomorrow and drive home on monday I think. Lets try to get the van back in one piece guys. Good luck...
Click For Pics
Posted May 6th, 2006 by KFC just messed up my order
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Another view of the room...
Josh, Kevin, and Aussie ripper "Battlea" (Bat-Lay) in the lag time before schralping.
Posted May 6th, 2006 by Chevy Chase lives in Chevy Chase
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Josh gets air in OZ
Johnny throws up the horns, Suffer the Joy, by the beard of Harmony!
Posted May 6th, 2006 by Oliver North couldn't do Ollie North's
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Kevin prepares for a day of filming...
The apartments we stayed at in Canberra...
Posted May 5th, 2006 by Natural prison muff face configuration
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You Should Be Here, Now!
Happy Birthday, Grif! His mom made him wear that helmet but he fucking shredded it right off. Damn, son.
"Suffer The Joy", friends in the dvd bonus.
Posted May 5th, 2006 by The Hand Shaker
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We skated this park. Albury OZ
Posted May 5th, 2006 by We signed no butts in OZ, or boobs
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Sleeping their way across Australia...
Johnny, Matt B, and Bradford catch up on their beauty sleep.
Posted May 5th, 2006 by Get in touch with your sensitive side
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arizona
does anyone in arizona want to party? call me. we are here for 3 days.
Posted May 4th, 2006 by nuge
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This Guy...
Told us he was the bassist for AC-DC, and that his daughter just advanced to the finals of the Australian version of "American Idol" thusly named, Australian Idol. He was also drunk as a skunk.
Posted May 4th, 2006 by Drouillard was a great hunter and woodsman
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Such a cute smile!
Griffin's Birthday at the HB park tomorrow! 2 o'clock!
The Homophobes are having trouble with this one...
Posted May 4th, 2006 by Seriously, Oprah Winfrey will take over
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"lets skate this spiked fence"
Mike Franklin skating a obscure obstacle. Backsmith for all you ladies out there
Posted May 4th, 2006 by hoo raw
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Missed Trick
Billy rips on all boards available, be them real or digital.
Oh and let's not forget the Grif-Dog Birthday Bash at the HB park. It's the skate event of the season. Everybody will be there so wear your finest.
"Suffer The Joy", warping your mind more than video games.
Posted May 4th, 2006 by Your Infatuation With Stripes
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Pig Wood still in AZ...
Lions, Tigers, and the Pig Wood team Oh My!
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by blah
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Some artwork inside Goliath...
Toy Machine's distributer in Australia.
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by Trip out dude
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Matt B after going buck...
Needs to re-hydrate his skinny body.
Suburban Sydney, Australia
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by Billy the spiky hair bandit
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The dangers of watching TV
Josh gets brainwashed...
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by the all seeing eye
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Autographs in OZ...
Austin signs a shirt in Manly and a kid has some epic grip art in Bondi.
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by scratch my name on your arm
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Pig Wood AZ story/photo's
Pig Wood sketchy arizona tour story and photos found here
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by encino man is a funny movie
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Toy Machine Giveaway
If your interested in some Toy Machine wheels then you should probably just go buy some....wait wait I mean there is a giveaway so try out your luck.
get some
Posted May 3rd, 2006 by www.noneyuh.com
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Griffin's Birthday party!
See the illusive Griffin Collins in person!
Come to the HB Skatepark on Friday the 5th of May at 2:00 pm!
I'm sure some Toy riders will be there too...
Posted May 2nd, 2006 by You're getting old
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In OZ, the cars have right of way...
Kevin nearly gets flattened...
Posted May 2nd, 2006 by Melt-downs were held to a minimum
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TOUR(war)STORIES!!!!!!!!!!
()()()()()()()()()()picked up nuge and baca at the airport in phoenix.TIME WARP..now were in tucson and it is fucking blazing hot.you mine as well warm up by aiming a blow dryer at yer face on high cause the wind aint nice in the heat.so we went out last night and met up with old homies that i know from when i lived here.WAIT A SECOND.some asshole got served,let me recap.= paragraph break()()()())()()()()()()()()()()())()())() on our way to congress to un-wind,when some bike riding hippie punk crust core stoop fucked up.corey yelled something innocent at a female riding a bike with her dude friend,when all of a sudden he drops his bike and kicks the passenger side door.WRONG.that happen to be the seat i was sitting in.OUT FOR ACTION.me,ball,and hommamotto were outta the van before corey could throw it in park.RUN FORESST.we didnt make any contact with the guy cause he was running faster than a fucking cartoon character.barker put me responsible for that van and damn the fucker thats gonna kick it.SCRAPE.his bike wasnt so lucky,when he threw it down to run he threw it in the path of our great van.FLOOR IT.the guy looked pissed,we looked on laughingly at what was a bike is now a metal taco with a seat.HOTEL.parked the van,took a cab to the bar.WAIT.to much detail,the night ended like this.ball and me puking and me waking up this morning on the balcony to sunburned hands.ASK SLASH AND THE GANG ABOUT THE GIRL WE PICKED UP AT WILD OATS.going shredding now.to be continued.............................................................................................
Posted May 2nd, 2006 by ragdoll
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Matt B Gets Up Down Under
This spot was supposedly a bust at the hospital in Melbourne, but we skated it hassle-free. While trying to roll around on the bank I fell and busted my camera, but not before I captured Captain Bennett tailsliding his way to freedom.
"Suffer the Joy", a bookend to a section of life.
Posted May 2nd, 2006 by Your Airplane Sweatpants
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Johnny found a sweatshirt for his Slayer Salute
Finally! I can keep my rock-lock horns warm all night.
Posted May 1st, 2006 by Oh, the things they make in Australia
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Get off at Dookie and take a right...
Come visit the giant purple dookie in our town square!
Posted May 1st, 2006 by Wear spiked hat to fend off Drop-Bears
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Press Release!
Richie Jackson now riding for Vox shoes.
Check Out the Vox site for video. my work here is done...back to myspace....
Posted May 1st, 2006 by noneyuh
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Toebee gets his pivot on
Toebee risks life and limb to get this pivot to fakie. Check the drop...no seriously CHECK IT!
Toebee's Website
Posted May 1st, 2006 by trucks go broom broom
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WAR,uh.i mean TOUR STORIES!!!!!!!!!!
well its like the third day into it so i will recap some shenanigans.= paragraph break DAY 1- whatevs,sat in the van to phoenix and ate some fucked food and threw up into $20 worth of my bag of goods.slash,eric,and mallory got chinesed eyed the whole way and blair myspace and looked at porn websites on the computer in the middle of the desert.
= paragraph break DAY 2- we got in gear fit to burn,burn we did.BANG.the sun is swallowing my fucking brain,how the hell is it possible to get a sunburn on yer eyeballs.RETINA DAMAGE.we skated some park blah blah blah boring.the red rick took us to some spot and where we met up with ernie torres and some other peeps.DANGER.ernie skated with a knife and primoed a kickflip,fucking raw.WHAM.pulled a trick after burning 4000 calories and 45000 brain cells.erick ripped,adrian ripped,ball ripped,slash ripped his pants and blair rips at skating.GREG IS BURNT.picked up duffman at the airport and to a room for some antics.END.
= paragraph break DAY 3- drive to sedona for a demo the next day.the owner from the shop took us to a bar his friend owns and is directly next to the shop.WARP SPEED.the owner of the bar is a fucking maniac,imagine if mario and luigi were on acid.WHOA BRO.the dude was drinking greygoose straight,out of a pint glass with a straw.LAST CALL.yeah right,by this time mario bro's let blair behind the bar to make me a bloody mary and whatever else was on tap.NO DICE.he didnt take a liking to slash being behind the bar.FREE 99.after many a shots and other free shit the bar offered we stumble back to the room.BLANK.its morning and a shop sighning at sanctuary skate shop then a demo.SMELLS LIKE FREE.mario bros was back in effect,catering us to pizza and pasta.i passed on that scene and decided to puke up the great idea of free booze from the nights past.RALPH.did the demo at a rad park blah blah blah.GREG IS BURNT.bar-b-q at the shop owners house and back to poenix.
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DAY 4-
GREG IS BURNT.i take the wheel of the van and go 90mph to a gap into bank.FUCK.duffel is a god damn monster,slash ran out of cares to give,and adrian may be quiet off the board but hes a fucking bullhorn on it.SCORCHED.brain dead scrammbled brain stew,heat me at 100 degrees and im fried.SUPRISE.another park and another blah blah blah.oh yeah,duffel has some half bleached and half black hair going,my new nickname for him is CRUELLA DUFF'EL.im writing a song and will post it when its done.END.
Posted May 1st, 2006 by rag doll
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