Boy, I was ready. I had my cameras, my broom, my shred sled. And just when I was about to get an photo with Bradford, and damn cop came to kick us out. What buttfaced losery prick would call the cops on a few skaters enjoying a ditch on the side of the freeway, completely away from everything? The cop said we were doing graffiti. Austin Stephens brought his camera too and shot these very nice portraits of Josh Harmony and crusty old me, along with all these other photos.
Posted January 31st, 2007 by Austin Stephens via The Tempster
Johnny Layton back D's the shit out of the extension at the Banana Farm in Texas.
If you live in So-Cal, go to the video premiere of flow rider Brian Hanson, called GPH...
And congratulations to Nick Trapasso for getting 37th place at Tampa Am!
Posted January 31st, 2007 by The Fun Is Sucked Out Of It
Bennett left a message fortelling the epic sesh that will be. At every spot he finds a way to climb up on something like the Predator or a ninja or something.
Like a giant glass dil-do crushing the sun, welcome to the Cul-De-Sac of Lameness.
Posted January 27th, 2007 by Hillary Swank vs. Hillay Rodham
Video Premiere is Tonight! Along with a Tum Yeto open house all weekend, built to shred course being built in the warehouse and Dekline is doing tradeshow. We have a couple things going on right now. Pick you're destiny.
Harmony attended a Black Box Open House on behalf of his shoe sponsor yesterday. Business was handled in the form of ample rippage from Josh and Matt B, the latter of which escaped undocumented.
Check for more Ed whining over at the cul-de-sac.
There was some Josh Harmony gnarliness up here earlier, but we had to shut that down due to some complaints from parent's groups saying we were scarring their children by showing such brutal skate attacks. Don't blame us.
Loyal Pawns who are waiting for their DAILY injection, enjoy Ed's Blog or the Random Blog.
It seems like Kevin refuses to update. ENJOY the stagnation! I'm going hands off!
Posted January 24th, 2007 by The Cat That Escaped The Bag
We ran into some odd people in Ebor City. So we did the smart thing and hung out with them. Maybe this is video hype or something. kinda fits huh? A tampa am 2007 slideshow just got added. Check it out. Or just watch this.
Placed 2nd in the contest and 3rd in best trick(bigspin heelflip boardslide - first try)! Damn take it easy! check out www.skateparkoftampa.com for full results and footage.
1 Felipe Gustavo
2 Sierra Fellers
3 Grant Taylor
4 David Gonzalez
5 Evan Smith
6 Ruben Rodrigues
7 Chris Troy
8 Justin Figueroa
9 David Loy
10 Donovan Piscopo
11 Ben Gore
12 Sean Malto
Billy came by Johnny's the other day to go the the Aquarium. He's chipped a bone in his shin so he needed to occupy some time. He and J-Lay gimped around on an underwater adventure with matching Jimi Hendrix shirts. Very cute...
Don't forget to Suffer.
Even though this link is old as shit maybe you will find out something about Cataclysmic Abyss that you didnt know...Or if your over that just click here to watch some footy of Sierra and David during some circa demos. But make sure to close your eyes when the other dudes skate because they dont ride for us. And if those links dont do it for you then i guess just click this. Respect
You people need to send letters to the Griff's letter writing contest! Griffin is waiting to get some good ones. Winner gets a free board.
Here are the RULES. Send letters to: Toy Machine Bloodsucking Skateboard Company
19744 Beach Blvd. #309 Huntington Beach, CA 92648
Posted January 13th, 2007 by J. Gonzalez sent a letter, where is yours?
While Ed unravels stories of world championship domination Matt B wonders how the aliens took control of humanity in the first place. Afterwards Ed gave Matt a ride home and they talked about how much Billy Marks looks like Steve Berra.
Check out the Car Wash Montage from Suffer the Joy dot com.
Posted January 9th, 2007 by The Fog Settling Over Your Brain
Austin had a good time skating this weekend. Clockin' footy for the Emerica vid. He didn't get mad.
See clips from the 'cutting room floor' at Suffer the Joy dot com(merce)
-(as in commercial)-(as in buy our stuff.)
Posted January 8th, 2007 by The Blue Heron That Was Taller Than Stacy
Since Louie was in town he decided to pay us a visit. Skated the dick board, bong board, and shark board we have in the warehouse. Pretty epic shapes if you ask me. Then raided the warehouse for some product and left. See you next time Louie. You're personal limited edition bong board is in the works ok...
Heres the best entry we got for the contest. Even though it came a bit after the deadline, i think its worthy of the grand prize. Board, wheels, tees, and stickers. Thanks for everyone that entered. The product will be sent to the winners today. Stay tuned for another contest...Click This for the winning video entry.