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Toy Machine Kaniva Australia, on the road to Melbourne...

Image Description We stopped in Kaniva to get food. We saw fenced-in Wallabys, Kangaroos, and Emu's. One Emo too. The place in this photo served fish with newspaper cooked into it. Why bother taking it off? Billy, Pete, Josh, Kevin, Bradford the Photog, Matt B, and J-Lay holding it down.
Posted April 21st, 2006 by Is there a dead skunk in this van?
first comment mother fucker
Posted By: b-e-n on April 21st, 2006 at 07:56AM PST
2nd comment! suck my dick!
Posted By: J GAL on April 21st, 2006 at 08:09AM PST
first relevant comment. Josh doesn't change his clothes anymore. He's like a cartoon character.
Posted By: turtle-boy on April 21st, 2006 at 09:28AM PST
i ate a emo once
Posted By: joey on April 21st, 2006 at 10:07AM PST
a very handsome cartoon character
Posted By: pooks on April 21st, 2006 at 10:12AM PST
Matt Bennet... lay off the pot dude.
Posted By: "Sonic" Lee on April 21st, 2006 at 10:44AM PST
METH TILL DEATH
Posted By: J GAL on April 21st, 2006 at 10:56AM PST
guy behind billy is so creepy.

where's Austin?
Posted By: anthony on April 21st, 2006 at 10:59AM PST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ftfC7u194 .. more excellent footage for you bros
Posted By: ryan on April 21st, 2006 at 11:15AM PST
Hhaha I wouldn't have ate.
Posted By: christian on April 21st, 2006 at 12:01PM PST
every person in this picture looks wierd, hahaha. j-lay's got some tight shades on there. i have some just like them.
Posted By: matt on April 21st, 2006 at 12:02PM PST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6vufmTJ9Q
Posted By: pooks on April 21st, 2006 at 12:28PM PST
fun bit of skating.
with ed's friend devendra banhart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFfCnnAKon8
Posted By: paul on April 21st, 2006 at 01:28PM PST
who is pete?
Posted By: icantadd on April 21st, 2006 at 01:28PM PST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFfCnnAKon8 behold. i might have posted twice, i dont know.
Posted By: paul on April 21st, 2006 at 01:31PM PST
Hey Ed, I saw on the back cover of "Skateboarder Magazine" All of these shoes, a hat, and a shirt with like a million Sect eyes. Any chance these items might be on the market?
Posted By: Master Shake on April 21st, 2006 at 02:42PM PST
i totally agree with "sonic" matthew!
Posted By: me on April 21st, 2006 at 03:08PM PST
austin finished his part and quit the team thats why hes not in the pic. DUH
Posted By: edd on April 21st, 2006 at 04:42PM PST
looks like fun
Posted By: harry on April 21st, 2006 at 06:07PM PST
find a new hobby fucking losers like fucking horses in the ass, better than fucking aroound on a piece of wood get real by a fucking new set clothes you look homeless, ass raming fagots and this one goes out you punk mother fucking skateers yeah you know who u r fuck urself and die



toyota 4x4 for life bitches







toy machine licks nut so fuck you jay lay fag lay sucks
ed. t. sucks

matt b takes it hard

diego is a stupid jew

josh harmony is a christian goof ball

and all you else can suck it bitches
Posted By: fuck skating on April 21st, 2006 at 07:27PM PST
J Lay for Rookie of the Year.
Posted By: Dillan on April 21st, 2006 at 08:23PM PST
hope you guys are having a good time in Australia. I wont be able to come to the demos, but dont be disappointed.
Posted By: Nathan on April 21st, 2006 at 08:25PM PST
did austin actually finish his part???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted By: you suck on April 21st, 2006 at 08:31PM PST
Is it true that Matt left Fallen for Emerica? I hope not. I think J Lay should go on Emerica. But whatever, Vans is rad too. I saw Matt do his cute little front board at Break Yo Self, nice.
Posted By: Dillan on April 21st, 2006 at 08:35PM PST
HEY "FUCK SKATING"
YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DONT SAY SHIT LIKE THIS ON THE TOY SITE, KEEP YOUR SHITTY ASS OPINIONS TO YOURSELF, WE DONT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT COOL HARDCORE GUYS DRIVING A TRUCK!!!
Posted By: you suck on April 21st, 2006 at 09:07PM PST
yea small dick 4x4 trucks rock my cock! i think im gona quit skating and go off roading boys!
Posted By: J GAL on April 21st, 2006 at 09:22PM PST
MY TRUCK IS A BILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF UR NON EXISTENT DICK SO FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKER SKATER FAG I FUCKING ROCK SKATERS AT EVERYTHING EXCEEPT THE DICK SUCKING YOU SUCK FUCKING GOOF WUT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO TRUCK FUCK ME



OHH LETS SEE WHOS " TRUCK " FUCKS YOU UP MORE BITCH




PS SUCK A FAT DICK FAGGOT


J LAY LOOKS LIKE A FAG

Posted By: fuck skating on April 21st, 2006 at 09:37PM PST
yea man, ill pick you up in my monster truck and we can go fuck in the woods since im such a skater fag and a sucker for guys with big trucks.
Posted By: J GAL on April 21st, 2006 at 09:58PM PST
haha fuckskating is so funny
Posted By: "Sonic" Lee on April 22nd, 2006 at 02:26AM PST
Everyone shut up and just picture a roller skating, cigar-smoking monkey... MMMM. See you at Bondi Park.
Posted By: Name: on April 22nd, 2006 at 03:08AM PST
HEY FUCK SKATING,
GET THE FUCK OFF THE SITE IF YOUR NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT SKATEBOARDING OR ANYTING LIKE THAT, GO TO SOME LAME ASS TRUCK SITE AND TALK ABOUT MOTORS OR SOME LAME SHIT LIKE THAT!

P.S. JLAY IS THE SHIT
Posted By: you suck on April 22nd, 2006 at 08:02AM PST
l agree with "you suck", get off the toy site if your not going to say anything other than about your truck
Posted By: mathew on April 22nd, 2006 at 08:03AM PST
"josh harmony is a christian goof ball"

I'm going to go ahead and agree, but that's not a bad thing. He's a Christian and a funny guy. That's actually kind of a nice thing to say.

That being said.... Fuck off, none of us want to hear your opinions.
Posted By: turtle-boy on April 22nd, 2006 at 11:51AM PST
look at bradford's queer ass blurry head.
Posted By: king queeer on April 22nd, 2006 at 01:07PM PST
look at bradford's queer ass blurry head.
Posted By: king queeer on April 22nd, 2006 at 01:08PM PST
a billion times non-existent would be 0 jackass.
Posted By: Derek on April 22nd, 2006 at 02:14PM PST
When you comin home? Hb park is hurting
Posted By: grif on April 22nd, 2006 at 02:24PM PST
"Fuck Skating", you are an inbred red-neck. Maybe you should learn how to spell and fuck your sister before you drop another comment on here, fucking douche bag.
Posted By: Master Shake on April 22nd, 2006 at 06:49PM PST
YOU FUCKING SKATER FAGS ARE SO LAME WITH YOUR FUCKING GAY TIGHT PANTS. ALL THAT SKATEBOARDERS DO IS SUCK WEEN AND LISTEN TO EMO ROCK MUSIC.

OFF ROAD OR DIE, AND ALL OF YOU LAME ASS SKATE NERDS SHOULD GO GET A LIFE, CLEAN YOUR CLOTHS, GET SOME BIGGER PANTS, AND BY A TOYOTA TRUCK YOU FAGS.


SUFFER THE JOYS IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: fuck skating on April 22nd, 2006 at 09:40PM PST
The guy behind Billy looks like Chris Benoit form the WWE
Posted By: Mega-Licious Man on April 23rd, 2006 at 04:32AM PST
Alright....I've had enough of this backwoods retard. Look man, this site is about skateboarding, not off-road trucks. If you want to talk about trucks go to a truck website. You obviously have too much time on your hands you inbred son of a bitch. Go hunt some beavers or whatever the hell you fucking people do.
Posted By: Master Shake on April 23rd, 2006 at 05:38PM PST
"fuck skating"

you are the BIGGEST piece of shit l have ever heard of in my life, l would actually prefer you DEAD.. GET THE FUCK OFF THE TOYMACHINE SITE AND GO OUT DOING YOUR HARDCORE FUCKING 4x4ING IN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TRUCK THAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE!! FUCK YOU, SERIOUSLY GO FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Posted By: matt on April 24th, 2006 at 08:27PM PST
hey, "fuck skating",

who the fuck do you think you are posting shit like that on the web?!?!
you are a dumb fucker for saying that shit on this site you dirty fucking hipocrite.
Posted By: gook on April 25th, 2006 at 06:10AM PST
hey fuck skating,
I too had a 4x4 similar to yours....

It was a piece of shit & i drove it into a lake. what a lame hunk of junk. that was the biggest fucking waste of good money.
Posted By: horse pussy on April 25th, 2006 at 10:33AM PST
hey you spazzing fags well guess wut i sakte to so suck it and yes i do have a truck and i enjoy both these activities as well as seeing you guys who are so obsessed with skating it could kill you , and yes my truck will fucking rock your pice of shit tempo or caravan.


p.s. haha bitches im the muther fucking juggernaut and im english you enbred hypocrit.




peace bitches
Posted By: fuck skating on April 25th, 2006 at 04:59PM PST
everyone "fuck skating" is just trying to piss everyone off its fun i went to the etnies site and said they sucked just to piss them off etnies doesnt suck(but i dont prefer them though)The kid wouldn't be on here if he didnt skate
Posted By: nick on April 26th, 2006 at 01:54PM PST
Hahaha. Matt B. looks like pornstar Gauge's boyfriend fo sho.

Damn, I watch too much porn.
Posted By: Half-a-Dolla on May 2nd, 2006 at 02:29AM PST
"fuck skatein"just because yr fat and suck dog dick u should of stead in yr shit 4by4 aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!hahahoo
Posted By: foran on May 4th, 2006 at 07:33AM PST
what strange times i bet you all realy appreciate yr lives now go btail a 10 stair yas legends
Posted By: foran on May 4th, 2006 at 07:38AM PST
BASTARDS!
Posted By: foran on May 4th, 2006 at 07:40AM PST
"Toyota 4x4?"

I'm sorry but you're a fucking retard.
Posted By: Half-a-Dolla on May 5th, 2006 at 04:01AM PST
Fo' sho niggah!!!
Posted By: Half-a-Dolla on May 5th, 2006 at 04:02AM PST
Hey truck guy fagget tight pants arent gay and neither is toy or skating so get of the site and go ride your damn truck
Posted By: wddsfsffvfdf on May 8th, 2006 at 01:33PM PST
fuck skating: you are probly some little bitch whiht no life go drive your shitty toyota into you ass you big fucking homo.
Posted By: bitch tits on May 15th, 2006 at 10:38PM PST
The sooner ppl stop responding to Fuck Skating the sooner he'll get bored and leave this site alone ; all the better.
Posted By: Nihao on May 25th, 2009 at 06:31AM PST
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