Toy Machine Piss Test

Image Description Matt B passes with flying colors. Mostly yellow I guess.... "Suffer The Joy" of having a raunchy hidden talent.
Posted September 12th, 2006 by Thinga-ma-bobs? I Got Twenty
Dont buy Volcom they like to rip off other brands!

http://www.epiclylaterd.com/verdewtf.html
Posted By: lurker on September 12th, 2006 at 10:09AM PST
Yo lurker,Those dudes are total ripoffs,especially since they both mean green.Verte should tell on them to the law or something.Youth against establishment.Teenagers who dont want to listen to anybody.Its more like lazy idiots.
I wonder how people feel about
corporations buying out farms so they can sell their own organic crap.Thats happening in Humboldt county.Farms are being bought out by bigger companys thus local stores get all the crappy organic stuff.Wal Mart and Safeway have all this organic crap now.hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Wow,Is that water or something?He would have to drink a couple of gallons of water to do that.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on September 12th, 2006 at 10:37AM PST
What with companys trying to stay all underground and crap.Once they make a huge deal they accept and shit.Everybody is money hungry.Ask yourself,would you like
$1000 right now,for free?Yes you would.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on September 12th, 2006 at 10:40AM PST
hahaha
Posted By: geeZr! on September 12th, 2006 at 11:33AM PST
volcom and verte or whatever are the same company and how the hell did he piss so much.
Posted By: im stupid and posted this on September 12th, 2006 at 11:47AM PST
what is he a cammel???
Posted By: edgar on September 12th, 2006 at 11:53AM PST
Shit he had to piss badd.
Posted By: christian on September 12th, 2006 at 12:14PM PST
Did he waste his beer doing that?
Posted By: SHMO on September 12th, 2006 at 01:58PM PST
thats me lookign at you all. my alter ego is matt bennett. or so it seemed...
he rips rules and pisses like a fucking camel!!! what a stud
Posted By: :D on September 12th, 2006 at 02:12PM PST
that cant be piss
Posted By: kellan!! on September 12th, 2006 at 03:45PM PST
was it all organic?
Posted By: luco on September 12th, 2006 at 04:04PM PST
that cant be piss..thats like a gallon.haha
Posted By: mike on September 12th, 2006 at 04:31PM PST
looks like he ate a magical gerbil to do that
Posted By: twat on September 12th, 2006 at 05:26PM PST
But who cares. No big deal. I want more.
Posted By: rotolily@hotmail.com on September 12th, 2006 at 06:52PM PST
"Misfits in Ellington’s: What are the chances that you would adopt me?
How old are you? I’m looking for a kid to start doing all the computer work for Toy Machine, because I am sick of doing it. I also need a kid who can skate with me every day and teach me how to skate switch."


Hey Ed,will you adopt me?i would slave for you on the computer,but i dont know about skatin' switch.I can skate with you everyday though.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on September 12th, 2006 at 11:21PM PST
hey ed,we have the same pants size

"akerism_reynolds: Dear Mr. Ed, why do your pants always seem to be at least one inch too short?
Lately, my pants have been fitting pretty normal. I just liked high pants. It sucks when your pants go under your heel, so I just rocked high waters. I just remembered two numbers, 32W and 30L, 32 waist and 30 long. I used to only buy 32-30 Dickies. Now I ride for RVCA, and their pants are super good, so I am pretty normal again."
Posted By: Jgonzalez on September 12th, 2006 at 11:28PM PST
it looks like spray paint
Posted By: pogo on September 13th, 2006 at 03:47AM PST
looks like ketchup
Posted By: O'Leary on September 13th, 2006 at 06:20AM PST
heres a bottel of ketchup and a cigeret to you toymachine!
Posted By: O'Leary on September 13th, 2006 at 06:21AM PST
damns that's a big piss.
Posted By: matt on September 13th, 2006 at 12:10PM PST
smokin camels baby
Posted By: pattrick on September 14th, 2006 at 11:00AM PST
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