Toy Machine First ever "Griffin's Letter Writing Contest"

Best letter per month get a FREE TOY MACHINE DECK! (while supplies last) Send letters to: Griff's Letter Contest Here are the RULES: I believe in freedom of speech, meaning write what ever you want. However, there must be a set of DOs and DON'Ts for a letter contest to work. DO send in your story about the most embarrassing moment in your life, the alien abduction, the thing you found under your mom's bed, a brush with death, sweet make outs and rejections, or anything to keep your letter entertaining. DON'T whine or beg. Let's leave that to the hippies. DO include drawings, videos, pictures, clippings and cut-outs DON'T ask for anything free. This is an automatic disqualification. Remember, you can't bullshit a bullshitter, but embellishing is storytelling. Who knows, your waste of time could win you a brand new TOY MACHINE! Get the address from the 'Contact' link on this website...
Posted November 29th, 2006 by Griffin
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Posted By: I have a shitty grad in english on November 29th, 2006 at 04:46PM PST
Do you send it to corporate headquarters?Or what.I dont know.
Posted By: Question on November 29th, 2006 at 04:56PM PST
When is the deadline?
Posted By: Question on November 29th, 2006 at 05:43PM PST
The address is on the contact page of this website, and there is no deadline...
Posted By: ed on November 29th, 2006 at 06:02PM PST
Ed, why did the original title of the contest get cut? is there some sort of censorship issue?
Posted By: Griffin on November 29th, 2006 at 06:10PM PST
What the fuck do you have against hippies? Why do you hate on them? They are all for peace and love, there is nothing wrong with that. Ed is just a fucking conservative, Reagan loving, happiness hating prick who hates on the most peaceful people on Earth. Fuck you, wash up.
Posted By: Dillan on November 29th, 2006 at 07:04PM PST
Dude i dont like labling but don't insult hippies. Im a hippie at heart and i don't want conflict or arguing but please don't insult hippies.
Posted By: Mcjesus on November 29th, 2006 at 07:24PM PST
haha that was grif not ed ya big fat hippie lolz
Posted By: im down on November 29th, 2006 at 07:31PM PST
hip hip horray ie
Posted By: cat on November 29th, 2006 at 07:50PM PST
Wow.
Posted By: Loyal pawn 2198462356 on November 29th, 2006 at 09:59PM PST
go take a shower ya god damn smelly hippies
Posted By: poblos on November 29th, 2006 at 10:38PM PST
WILL YOU FELLAS BE GIVING AWAY A DECK FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER?
Posted By: Question on November 29th, 2006 at 10:40PM PST
You can be peaceful and loving without being a hippie. Unfortunatly these terms will forever be linked with a burnt out cult called hippies. People like to associate ideas with groups. Look at one of the "grooviest" thinkers of all time; Jesus Christ. Do you think he he would be greatful that his ideas turned into groups which wage war in his name? The hippies would never wage war, they wouldn't even stand up for what they believed in. Sure there were protests and rallies. And with the promise of psychoactive drugs, the masses gathered. The shepard, the organizer with the bull horn traded their ironic army jacket for a sport coat. sadly this was the smartest way out. They left their sheep in the pasture to burn out. The sheep are the hippies. They believed that peace and love came in tab form. They honestly believed that they could change the world with drug induced wishes. Trurth be told, the world sucks. It is a rough place to be a human but we all have to deal with it. There is no easy way out.. I am not saying that psychoactive drugs have not had a beautiful impact on the world, look at all the music and art that was coming from this time. But these were artist expierimenting and creating. The hippies just claimed these people as their own. In this time when musicians were Messiahs, even the artist themself got confused. John Lennon and Yoko Ono had a bed protest. They were not going to get out of bed until the war ended. Good John. Just sit in your fuckin' king sized bed, with maids bringing you food, while thousands died. I am sure world leaders came together and said," Well John and Yoko aren't going to get out of bed..." Sounds like a great protest to me. I think it is awesome that people still are young enough to believe in peace and love. Hopefully we have learned from the failures we call hippies, and realize that those things, peace and love, come from the heart and soul, not some drug. Bell bottoms and the 70's in general are in style but lets not attach our fashions with a way of life. If you still insist you are a hippie, alone with peace and love, you should learn these other terms: " Can I bum a dollar?" and " Karma bro.". Also get used to a word that every left-over has burned into their mushy brain, "NO!"
Posted By: pizzaface on November 29th, 2006 at 11:20PM PST
hahaahaaha hippies...
Posted By: TurtleBoysTwin on November 30th, 2006 at 12:51AM PST
I didn't even write that doosh-bag.

A conservative vegan who wears a fuck Bush shirt?

Posted By: ed on November 30th, 2006 at 01:09AM PST
Hippies are stupid anyways so who cares.
Posted By: I'm stupid and posted this on November 30th, 2006 at 09:23AM PST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OE9lS4OZFI
Posted By: luco on November 30th, 2006 at 10:46AM PST
i agree with ed.
dillian is a doosh.
ed would be considered liberal.
Posted By: Derek on November 30th, 2006 at 11:33AM PST
can i participate if i'm not from US?
Posted By: MUR on November 30th, 2006 at 12:08PM PST
dillan please shut up
Posted By: MUR on November 30th, 2006 at 12:20PM PST
damn.....can i cut off my finger and send that with a bloody letter....???
Posted By: christian dQ..... on November 30th, 2006 at 06:34PM PST
you guys are a bunch of fags

get griff a promodel!!!!!
Posted By: griffin on November 30th, 2006 at 07:57PM PST
you guys are all beat...especially griffers. im gonna go shotgun a couple hundred more beers and talk about how im the shit.

ps. griff should put my name on his pro board. whens that shit gonna drop ed?
Posted By: curley on November 30th, 2006 at 11:26PM PST
Story telling? Damn, son, I'm in!
Posted By: rosellen on December 1st, 2006 at 04:05PM PST
i don't really think anyone was trying to insult hippies. it was just a joke d-bags, get over it. but anyways, i was wondering which adress in the contacts page we should send our letters to?
Posted By: matt on December 2nd, 2006 at 06:22AM PST
Who even won this contest??Does it still go on? Seems like from amount of comments and context not many took this seriously...Well was a good idea for 2006. too bad it appears it died before it even took place. SAD!
Posted By: Robert Medina on December 18th, 2014 at 05:04AM PST
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