Toy Machine Ed and Sect

Image Description Inspired by the hit Rob Dyrdek sit com/reality show, Toy Machine has produced a pilot for MTV with Ed and his best friend. One is a world famous artist/skateboarder, the other barfs on everything and kills his compatriots. Odd couple indeed...
Posted December 12th, 2006 by Run Away Now
but the difference between rob and you ed is that he can actually skate.....and im sure hes not gonna be another bam margera
Posted By: rock the casbah on December 12th, 2006 at 10:26AM PST
but the difference between rob and you ed is that he can actually skate.....and im sure hes not gonna be another bam margera
Posted By: rock the casbah on December 12th, 2006 at 10:26AM PST
rock the casbah is a fucking clitorous.
Posted By: nick on December 12th, 2006 at 10:37AM PST
I didn't know sect was a world famous artist and skateboarder...
hmmm... interesting.
Posted By: Phil on December 12th, 2006 at 11:51AM PST
Rock the casbah is a complete and total and utterly fag. Bottom line.
Posted By: kyle mckeel on December 12th, 2006 at 11:54AM PST
Hey, 'rock the casbah', did you know that you just won douchebag of the day award? Well you did! Congrats!
Posted By: Phil on December 12th, 2006 at 11:54AM PST
good job on being a complete faggot rock the casbah, go suck big black's small dick while giving your buddy rob a handjob fag
Posted By: nice job on December 12th, 2006 at 11:58AM PST
good show
Posted By: Yecked on December 12th, 2006 at 11:59AM PST
Rock the Casbah, did you perceive this post as a diss on Rob Dyrdeck? Because it wasn't.
I'm not in some kind of skate 'Game' where I try to be better than people, and this post has nothing to do with someone's skate skills. So I have no idea where you are coming from with this response.
However, you can send any and all hatred to me at FuckYou@FuckYou.net
I was probably skating while you were still dangling in your dad's ballsack.
Posted By: ed on December 12th, 2006 at 12:12PM PST
Well put ed!

Don't fuck with the Tempster!


Posted By: Phil on December 12th, 2006 at 01:12PM PST
BARFFFFFFFF!
Posted By: JLAY on December 12th, 2006 at 01:38PM PST
Rock the Casbah you suck. Rob sold out with that gayass show continuing to give skateboarding a bad name. By the way Rock the Casbah is one of the worst Clash songs ever. London Calling son!
Posted By: pieman on December 12th, 2006 at 01:56PM PST
LOLERSKATES
Posted By: OLeary on December 12th, 2006 at 02:02PM PST
gawdamn i love titties
Posted By: A-Dizzle to the Mak-Dizzle on December 12th, 2006 at 02:25PM PST
i'd watch on one condition, griffin gets the first puke...
Posted By: who-am-I. on December 12th, 2006 at 02:56PM PST
Ed still shreds gnar! man your a dumbass "rock the casbah" ed could kill you on and off a skateboard!
Posted By: ... on December 12th, 2006 at 03:51PM PST
Will there be any sex involved?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 12th, 2006 at 05:02PM PST
The later Clash Isnt really good,But the early stuff is the best.White Riot is really good.But i'm not white,but still,good stuff.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 12th, 2006 at 05:02PM PST
We should all go kill Rock The Casbah.
Ed ripped it before any you kiddies were born.The dangling in ballsack stuff is funny.
ED is a legend ya ass.Ed keeps it real.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 12th, 2006 at 05:06PM PST
I wish that was a real show!
Rock the casbah is a real d-bag.
Posted By: bezerker on December 12th, 2006 at 05:24PM PST
Appearently Rock the casbah didnt see the "gnarlage" that was Eds part in STJ.Seriously Ed.You did a kickass job in Suffer The Joy.That 360 flip was hella dope.You still got it Ed.
Gnarlage is a cool word.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on December 12th, 2006 at 06:49PM PST
yah Rock the Casbah your a fucking idiot ed would rape rob at sk8ing your prolly some dickhead who tries to sk8, but cant fuckin stand on a board. so rock the casbah is a complete and total douchebag.

dangiling in your dad;s ballsack thats classic Ed!!!!!!
Posted By: anus hole on December 12th, 2006 at 10:01PM PST
Yeah Ed,go get em.You rule.Nice doll.If you held it upside down it would drool.Brainfloss.See ya later alligator.
Posted By: Weekly on December 12th, 2006 at 10:09PM PST
DIRTBIKE DIRTBIKE SKATEBOARD! YOU ALL HEARD IT HERE FIRST. SERIOUSLY YOU WILL KNOW SOON!!!
Posted By: Papa Wheelie on December 12th, 2006 at 11:03PM PST
at least ed does not need a big black to go skating. how are you so certain that mr rob wont be the next bam. seems to me that rob is the one with a show that shows little to no skating in the first place while ed as a....skate company and no TV show. the nearest he's been to having TV tagged to his name is being on TV. so how bout them apples?
Posted By: chase on December 13th, 2006 at 01:43AM PST
TV as in the company. And in much a sense the post by ed is a joke (i assume but i am not ed so i wouldnt know but judging by his post back it is) there's nothing wrong with Rob or Eds skating. both are different. both good depending on what you like. and really, if you dont like anything or pertaining to the Blood Sucking that is this place of dwelling, why are you here?
Posted By: chase on December 13th, 2006 at 01:46AM PST
Thanks Chase!
Yeah, my comment was supposed to be funny. I don't take these comments that seriously.

Where was 'Sonic Lee' in Belgium?
Posted By: ed on December 13th, 2006 at 10:57AM PST
obnly resaon you still in skate world is becuase you own a company!!!!!
Posted By: ROCK THE CASBAH on December 14th, 2006 at 06:59PM PST
The only reason ed is still skating is because he owns the company but other than that he wouldnt even get a part in toymachine videos.
Posted By: Ed Templeton on December 14th, 2006 at 07:06PM PST
Dude that is friigin awesome and anybody who hates on ED is GAY
Posted By: Austin on December 14th, 2006 at 09:29PM PST
"obnly resaon you still in skate world is becuase you own a company!!!!!"

Toy Machine own Ed Tepleton, not other way around. You need learn type better, son.
Posted By: Rusty Nickels on December 15th, 2006 at 02:34PM PST
rock the casbah is right..ed your days are over stop trying..your proboly older then my dead grandpa so please stop trying to impress us with your shit parts and your boring art exhibits that are not even linked to skateboarding..if hes so good how come hes before the intro? huh? huh?
Posted By: fite the power on December 15th, 2006 at 10:18PM PST
be carful ed dot finger it
Posted By: poptart on December 24th, 2006 at 07:08PM PST
I cant believe ed actually reads this! I still remember seeing you do the impossible to lipslide. amazing! You have inspiried me as an artistand a skater a hundred times over. Thank you!
Posted By: derek on January 18th, 2010 at 06:53PM PST
Art and skateboarding are one- If you can't pick that up then you shouldn't pick up a skateboard.... But it is time to drop Vans, addidas, Nike, zoo York, etc... NO skater should buy from guys who now own skate companies on wall street but have never had their blood run from challenging themselves on a board. Skater owned companies is where All Hommies should be supporting. So Fuck You assholes who talk shit about the true spirit of Skateboarding! Ed is The skateboard spirit still breathing! Thank you for all you put into all of our lives over the years man.. And Fuck you Casbah- respect the real Hommies and suck your own sell out dick-
Posted By: Big ritual on May 30th, 2014 at 11:33AM PST
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