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Posted January 19th, 2008 by Skate your days away
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Ed: Billy your a total nerd always playin with that game box thing, how old are you exactly?

Billbo: whatever... at least i dont play with dilldos

Posted By: OG on January 19th, 2008 at 01:46PM PST
Billy: EAt it you cum guzzling twatbag!

Ed: Get em Bill
Posted By: the dude on January 19th, 2008 at 02:38PM PST
Billy-I am your Overlord game! Bow to me!!

Ed-I wish I could do that to people. Ohhh wait, I do! Bow to me Billy, I am your Master!!

Billy-Whatever Ed
Posted By: Zach D. on January 19th, 2008 at 02:55PM PST
Ed: Billy, can you see those 3-year-olds over there? That one has her top off!

Billy: Ed, you know no to fuck with me when I am in gaming-mode.
Posted By: Billy on January 19th, 2008 at 03:12PM PST
Billy:I'd rather play PSP then put dildos in my ass
Posted By: Jgonzalez on January 19th, 2008 at 03:13PM PST
ed: is that a vegan-friendly cell phone? billy: its as vegan-friendly as that leather seat your sitting in!
Posted By: anthony marcus on January 19th, 2008 at 03:20PM PST
ROCK IT
Posted By: J CHRIST on January 19th, 2008 at 04:48PM PST
billy text's the team about eds secret tanning salon addiction.
Posted By: t on January 19th, 2008 at 04:52PM PST
PSP- pretty small penis
Posted By: nuge on January 19th, 2008 at 05:29PM PST
BILLY - im in the middle of testing my new game, Billy Marks Professional Beer Pong

ED T - its better than a vegan turkey dinner!
Posted By: sumthingelse on January 19th, 2008 at 06:45PM PST
Ed looks crazed, billy looks content.
Posted By: sad stephen on January 19th, 2008 at 07:13PM PST
Ed: Thanks for letting me use your tanning bed Bilbo. IT WORKS GREAT! Look at my golden skin.

Billy: Then how come I'm still as pasty as Ashley M.?
Posted By: Half-a-Dolla on January 19th, 2008 at 08:15PM PST
ED (thinking)- I wonder if I should tell Bill to smell my fingers again?


Billy (thinking)- the batteries have been dead for an hour... I wonder how long I can keep this going?
Posted By: Birsenstocks,Karma, and Whatever on January 19th, 2008 at 08:29PM PST
Billy- You ever play pacman?

Ed- no LOL
Posted By: BLAH BLAH on January 19th, 2008 at 09:39PM PST
Ed: hey billy I read on the web the other day that playing violent video games can increase a person's aggressive thoughts, feelings and behavior both in laboratory settings and in actual life.

Billy: SHUT THE FUCK UP! or im guna have to sulg you in the face!
Posted By: sandinista on January 19th, 2008 at 10:20PM PST
billy: finally "My Little Ponies" for psp!

ed: i hate to bug you, but maybe i could have a turn?
Posted By: gmanscout on January 19th, 2008 at 10:38PM PST
BILLY: i love gaming more than life.


ED: i wish i was as good at gaming as Billy.
Posted By: cool dude from idaho on January 19th, 2008 at 11:08PM PST
Billy could almost being doing a Fonzy impression.
Posted By: david bowie's pajama pocket on January 20th, 2008 at 08:42AM PST
ed - wow billy, you sure do love gaming

billy - gaming is the reason anyone wakes up in the morning.
Posted By: idaho steez on January 20th, 2008 at 09:21AM PST
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x217/topherpresley/ed-key.jpg
Posted By: topherpresley on January 20th, 2008 at 12:38PM PST
Ed lost the auditons for the PSP commercial titled "Creepy guy in the elevator." but that dosn't mean the auditions left Ed.
Posted By: texasforever19 on January 20th, 2008 at 06:42PM PST
dude,
get your own.


???
Posted By: saovada on January 20th, 2008 at 08:47PM PST
ED: Just look at, please you don't have to touch just look at.

Billy: I'm not falling for that one again!!!


I win.
Posted By: edward... on January 20th, 2008 at 11:40PM PST
Billy= Hey check the porn on my psp.

Ed= Sweet.
Posted By: Miles on January 21st, 2008 at 10:49AM PST
Billy and Ed update the Toy site from a PSP because Kevin is too lazy to.
Posted By: eds-loyal-pawn from emerica on January 21st, 2008 at 02:30PM PST
id rather play madden 08 than fuck active erica!!!
Posted By: texaco on January 21st, 2008 at 03:07PM PST
Ed: Can you believe the losers who post comments on the toy machine blog...

Billy: Can you believe they actually think we read this shit...
Posted By: blog pawn #236 on January 21st, 2008 at 06:57PM PST
if a american skater want that:yayascf@hotmail.fr
Posted By: yannis on January 25th, 2008 at 11:18AM PST
ED (thinking)- I wonder if I should tell Bill to smell my fingers again?


Billy (thinking)- the batteries have been dead for an hour... I wonder how long I can keep this going?

Posted By: Birsenstocks,Karma, and Whatever! on January 19th, 2008 at 08:29:16 PM PST

AHAHAHAHA - THE WINNER!
Posted By: JT on January 25th, 2008 at 04:22PM PST
van shananigans
Posted By: moderatly uber on February 2nd, 2008 at 12:01AM PST
Billy: c'mon Ed im tryin to play Hannah Montana....your creepin me out

Ed: HANNAH MONTANA?????? DDUDE!!!! GIVE IT!!
Posted By: bighawkguy on February 10th, 2008 at 07:42PM PST
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