Toy Machine Toy Machine Wants You To Not Be A Douche-Bag

Image Description Here If you're resting comfortably in the Sea of Self-Absorbed Asshole, then kindly ignore this post. For everybody else, please register to vote. Hey, movie stars do it. Even Jewish grandparents do, too. Or you can get stuck with people like this.
Posted October 4th, 2008 by Rob, I'm looking In Your Direction...
That Jonah guy is pretty funny.

Sarah Silverman is also hilarious.

I'd vote, but to bad I'm still just a lame 17 year old, but my best of wishes to/for Obama-Biden!!

When I went to see Sigur Ros at the Greek Theatre, there was a man wearing a shirt that said in BIG Green letters "Sarah Palin is a cunt."

It was so funny..
Posted By: Jacob on October 4th, 2008 at 11:01AM PST
Yea, I vote that that rob guy is a self absorbed asshole. JUSSKIDDIN
Posted By: Diggity Doo Rag Left Ass on October 4th, 2008 at 11:23AM PST
I am Canadian, so I will be voting our neo con Bush clone out of parliament on October 14th.
Posted By: Phil on October 4th, 2008 at 11:45AM PST
McBama 2008.
Posted By: cfr on October 4th, 2008 at 12:56PM PST
if sarah palin fucked up as much as joe biden, Mccain would have been fucked.
Posted By: crayons on October 4th, 2008 at 02:01PM PST
http://www.hulu.com/watch/36863/saturday-night-live-couric--palin-open#s-p1-st-i1
Posted By: after the palin clip, watch this on October 4th, 2008 at 04:35PM PST
McCain promised to stop earthquakes if he won.
How does McCain still have support with Palin at his side?that's ridikuluss
Posted By: Jgonzalez on October 4th, 2008 at 06:22PM PST
if josh and austin are all christian and stuff, wounldnt they be voting republican?????
Posted By: hmmm on October 4th, 2008 at 06:36PM PST
Joe Biden didn't even know the fundamental role of the vice president. AND NONE OF THE CANDIDATES SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE. ed templeton for president please
Posted By: crayons on October 4th, 2008 at 07:08PM PST
im not old enough to vote but if i was id vote for obama cuz sarah palin sucks!
Posted By: Toymachineskater000 on October 4th, 2008 at 10:23PM PST
hmm let me totally just agree with you tempster cause I have no knowledge whatsoever of the political campaigns currently going on.
allz i knows is Obama is black and its the HAWT thing to do right now to vote for him, so YAY for Obama.
i love Obama, MTV, Soulja Boy, and America.

Fuck this country.
once im done saving up, im out, goin to australia.

sure Palin isn't ready to run this country, because we all know McCain is going to die soon from health problems.

But I dont think Biden is ready either, lets face facts Obama is gonna get assassinated if he wins, theres alot of ignorant racist people in this country that have guns.

and aside from that, fuck Obama and his truth squad, his whole ideas on censorship, and US citizens getting policed by Canadian & US soldiers.
dudes the anti-christ, if he gets elected, say goodbye to the U.S.
say hello to the North American Union, and the Amero.
Posted By: not some dumbass pawn brainwashe on October 5th, 2008 at 02:11AM PST
Yes.
Posted By: Raymond Tsu on October 5th, 2008 at 10:16AM PST
Itchita.
Posted By: Mill walkie on October 5th, 2008 at 10:23AM PST
Thats not funny.
Posted By: Raymond Tsu on October 5th, 2008 at 10:23AM PST
Skate for christ.
Posted By: Independent on October 5th, 2008 at 10:24AM PST
Once I'm done saving up,I'm retired,I hope.
Posted By: Anonymous on October 5th, 2008 at 10:26AM PST
McCain is not gonna die,he's sick.
Posted By: Rancher on October 5th, 2008 at 10:28AM PST
Just like the west.
Posted By: Anonymous on October 5th, 2008 at 10:29AM PST
Toy is the best.
Posted By: Work on October 5th, 2008 at 10:30AM PST
registering tommorow actually, palin is dumb as hell just do some research on her and watch those terrible interviews with katie couric...jesus titty fucking christ man.
Posted By: the dude on October 5th, 2008 at 10:09PM PST
Jessie knew this man,who didn't complain before he went to sleep.Think his name was Isak or Josh,maybe Jeb,or Jeremy,or something.Anyway he didn't complain,in any way.Therefore he slept with the window shut.In the wintertime he got this heat to,this extra high.His head felt like a dried out piece of lumber sometimes,or all the time,if you ever saw one.
Posted By: Anonymous on October 5th, 2008 at 10:34PM PST
Did you watch the debate? Biden talked about the fundamental role of the vice president and how dick cheney abused it. Palin said she agreed with dick cheney's abuse of power and that vice president should have more power.
Obama and Biden are smart for saying they don't support gay marriage even if they believe otherwise. There are a lot of small redneck towns in this country. The people in these towns will vote for a candidate because of his/her views on small issues such as gay marriage or even abortion. They don't look at the big picture. Its like rooting for your favorite football team to them.
Posted By: namelessfaceless on October 7th, 2008 at 03:00PM PST
fuck kevin and grif
fuck kevin and grif

tell diego to retire and direct a remake of Rambo only starring Danny Devito and the old asian guy from Gremlins
harmony in Ride the Sky skip to matt B's footy and skip the rest of harmonys part
ed templeton? didnt that dude invent the wheel like 900 years ago, coulda sworn i heard that name in history class when we were covering cavemen.
why isn't matt B pro yet?
what is this "lets turn nicky boy pro since everybody is riding his dick wearing tyedyes and halfcabs right now"
tryin to cash this boiii

Matt B is the OG
why hasnt Grimes gotten a Homie Graphic Board yet?
dude deserves it for having that beard
if baker can do it for beagle, you can do it for grimes. thats enough Sect graphics ed

JLay? aint nothin wrong with seein some JLay footy, even if he is gettin a beer belly

Austin Stephens, hmmm stick to tryin to be the next devendra banhart and put your board on the shelf bro.
your OG killin the claremont college rail days are over.
god i miss that austin

who am i forgetting?

ahh yes Billy Marks.
alright billy i know your girlfriend kissed a girl and she liked it.
shave the stache vato

oh trapasso, you son of a bitch, you still owe me 3 dollars
Posted By: HATERTRON 9000 on October 7th, 2008 at 11:55PM PST
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