1: Nick lurkin for the ladys
2: one of the girls wasnt look to good for nick
3: he was diggin the one with the red
4: Pat got in on it and swooped the red shirted one
5: time for the digits
Posted By: LZA on February 4th, 2010 at 11:34PM PST
1: Where you going girl
2: I see you drink'n that energy, you wanna stay up late
3: You wanna see what?
4: This is what my face looks like without the shades ladies.. (laughter)
5: Oooh where did this one come from
6: Hey...what's my number, I forgot
Posted By: Teddy R on February 5th, 2010 at 07:17AM PST
Posted By: Jordan on February 5th, 2010 at 02:38PM PST
how tall is nick?
Posted By: eric on February 5th, 2010 at 06:51PM PST
2:wanna get outta here?
3:nevermind im liking red better.
4:so many numbers so little time.
Posted By: blake on February 5th, 2010 at 07:08PM PST
1: Whoo-whee females looking essential
2: Just kidding
3: Don't know what's going on
4: Come chill at the house.
5: Sinner's down with the teenage club
6: Dam, got already 5 girls on this thing with your name.
Posted By: whudaap on February 6th, 2010 at 08:48AM PST
1 nick getting some
2 nick getting some
3 nick getting some
4 nick getting some
5 nick getting some
6 nick getting some
Posted By: jonesy on February 6th, 2010 at 04:38PM PST
1 who wants to ride in the mickey jag
2 nah nah nah not you though
3 this one fo sho fo sho
4 my boy Pat's on the way and one of you is gonna get hurt
6 Yo Pat my phone died.... Ahhh Sin!
Posted By: Chider on February 6th, 2010 at 09:32PM PST
1:yo, have you seen my board?, it's somewhere around here
2:nah, I dont drink these.
3:wooo, look at me, three girls already
4:"i'm a pro skateboarder you know" (damn,it's gonna be a long night )
5:woooooo, red bull, could you give me some ?
6:Pat, how do you use this thing?
Posted By: Domas , mid EU on February 7th, 2010 at 01:15AM PST
1. Why, hello there ladies. Gosh you're looking very pretty on this fine day.
2. Oh, you know? I was actually going to attend a little seminar on grassroots capitalism. Are you interested in that by any chance?
3. Well there are port-a-potties back there, but I recommend that you use the bathrooms inside the library. You should pick up a few books while you're there too.
4. Oh hello. Do you know each other
5. Look I can copy that gentleman in the green t-shirt. But that is rude so I will stop.
6. Damn, I got all them bitches digits. Can't wait to fuck all them sideways. Put them in a wheel chair...a Pig Wheel chair.
Posted By: Mr. Rogers on February 7th, 2010 at 11:11AM PST
1 "ssssup ladies???'
2' oh my names nick"
3 "whats ya'lls deal??"
4 "i'm chillin Fo sho!!"
5 "lets get a flick with you"
6 "lets do this!!"
Posted By: Barry Sin on February 7th, 2010 at 10:00PM PST
"Yeaaaaahhhhh mate!" - Sneaka
"Sorry boi I'm on the rag!" - Girl in red
"Siiiiiinnnnnnn!" - Sneaka
Posted By: Weekend at Bernie's on February 8th, 2010 at 01:16PM PST
1. So what YOUR name...?
2. The higher I am, the better you look.
3. Man, do you have a nice rack or what!
4. How about we go in that port-a-potty and I'll show you how good I really am.
5. Ay, lady can you move your drink so I can look down your shirt? Thanks.
6. Okay. Got your digits. I'll make sure to call you next time Im drunk at 3 in the morning.
Posted By: Paul Jensen on February 8th, 2010 at 01:40PM PST
"tell mom i'm gonna be home late tonight...thanks kelly"
Posted By: steeb russell on February 8th, 2010 at 02:08PM PST
1-5. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
Posted By: David C on February 8th, 2010 at 02:08PM PST
Hey baby. you wanna lipslide my rail?
Posted By: Dylan Witkin on February 8th, 2010 at 02:19PM PST
1.Could you point me in the direction of the weight room?
2.So... how late can you stay out on a school night?
3.Whats that smell like??
4.Hey... you guys wanna see my bottle cap collection?
5.I swear this one just ripped ass.
6.Dude... do we have any roofies leftover from last night
Posted By: Nic Abeyta on February 8th, 2010 at 02:19PM PST
No. i will not make out with you.
Posted By: Dylan Witkin on February 8th, 2010 at 02:19PM PST
Posted By: dork nasty on February 8th, 2010 at 02:20PM PST
we could definitely knock over all the porta-potties
Posted By: Dylan Witkin on February 8th, 2010 at 02:24PM PST
1. damn! sup mamis
2. what did u say? i wasnt paying attention
3. u be looking fine as hell, better than that other girl
4. yea u better laugh
5. hell yea its a party!
6. getting some cheeks later whoo!
Posted By: christian G. on February 8th, 2010 at 02:26PM PST
2. Duh fuck did you say bish?
3. Oh really? Yeah, I got another shirt with a unicorn humping a dolphin over a rainbow.
4. So we get to his house and the dude has 13 monkeys! I know so funny right?!
5. Oh fuck, where did this black chick come from?
6. Hey I got this cool thing on my phone, but I need your phone number to do it.
Posted By: Sam S on February 8th, 2010 at 02:27PM PST
1. hey girls im a pro skateboarder
2. GIRL: do you know ryan sheckler? NICK: um, yeah
3.GIRLS: wow! really! how is he like in person?
4. hes awsome, maybe if you take a picture with me i could give it to him!
5.GIRLS: we'd love to
6.GIRL: whats his phone number?
Posted By: thomas Laurin on February 8th, 2010 at 02:29PM PST
1 NT accosted in the parking lot by corporate promotion sluts
2 "fucking AMP NT, come on you know, AMP! Amplitude? Fuck yeah, go skate and stuff"
3 "Don't listen to her NT. Im tellin you, MMX all about G2. Think about it. Like Tiger."
4 "LOL that was funny 143"
5 oh shit red bulls here?
Posted By: boocifer on February 8th, 2010 at 02:32PM PST
1. Fuck me if im wrong, but have we met before.
2. Whats this bitch saying?
3. Yeah im kinda a big deal...people know me.
4. haha you may have heard of a pro skateboarder Nick Trappaso ya thats me.
5. dude always gets the hot one.
6. Fuck it I'll settle for his bitches number right?
Posted By: Dillon R on February 8th, 2010 at 02:39PM PST
1. Damn girl where you going get your fine ass over here.
2. You wanna sip on something else besides that energy drink?
3. I put my sunglasses on because my eyes just got boners!
4. Better tuck my dick under my waistband so they dont see my boner.
5. damn im getting laid tonight!!!!
6. Got Dem Digits!!!
Posted By: Collin Underwood on February 8th, 2010 at 02:41PM PST
1 "nice bunz"
2 "im toooo baaaked"
3 "i bet im lookin hella foolish"
4 "i got this honey cheeeesin"
5 "i think i got a thing for black chicks"...
6 "hold on im too faaded to work this thing"
Posted By: dreamseller on February 8th, 2010 at 02:42PM PST
1. Time to add some mac sauce to these bitches.
2. Do you know who i am?
3. Spitting some game to the red one.
4. Getting cock blocked by Pat.
5. Letting hair blow in the wind.
6. Look me up on twitter!
Posted By: Joey Yant on February 8th, 2010 at 02:42PM PST
1. Nick is trying to bag girls.
2.Nick is bagging girls.
3.Nick is gonna do bangin!
4. Girls are confortable with these ideas.
5. Girls are on Nicks stick.
6.Nick is on his bagging status fo sho.
Posted By: Gnarled1345 on February 8th, 2010 at 02:44PM PST
1. "OO Why hello ladies!!"
2. Chick:"OMG I love your sweet tattoos"
3. "Wow! look at those chesticles"
4. Chick: "Your soo funny nick"
5. "YEEAA, We gonna get our roll on tonight Pat!"
6. Chick: "What's your number, we should totally hang out later."
Posted By: Juiceman on February 8th, 2010 at 02:46PM PST
3. shizer vision
4.lips and hips
5.locking shit down
Posted By: alex 22 on February 8th, 2010 at 02:46PM PST
1: Hey, I'm Nick. Aha, Just Kiddin'
2: I know I should get a new haircut. Just Kiddin'
3: Whoo-whee! Nice Titties.
4: I'm kinda funny, I know, Just kiddin'
5: Let me touch your tits, Just Kiddin'
6: 911, that's your phone number, really bro'? Daaamn. Just Kiddin'
Posted By: Tomasz Low on February 8th, 2010 at 02:47PM PST
1. Hey, I couldn't help but notice you noticing me
2. Yeah I was just saying to my girlfriends you've got a familiar face!
3. HAHA you'd be suprised how much I get that...prevent this tragedy..last part. You know me now?
4. OMG HAHA ITS FUCKING NICK TRAPASSO.
5. SMILE group pic with skaters!
6. Yeah so i've saved my number in there gimme a call later and i'll work out a deal, you do me a favour and i'll try hook you up with some t shirts and a pair of chuck taylors or something, bitches love chuck taylors.
Posted By: naed on February 8th, 2010 at 02:56PM PST
ey baby hurry up and give me yo numbuh fo' i dont want it no mo
Posted By: spliffertones on February 8th, 2010 at 02:56PM PST
1.dayum straightz im nickkie t...here ill let u have my numba
2.Can i Hauve yo numba?!!???
3.well hello i have you seen my new board? unzip my pants the wood is very long
Posted By: andy on February 8th, 2010 at 02:59PM PST
1:Well, Well, Well, Mr. Folgers.
3:Led Zeppelin for Daze.
4:Sup baby your smokin
Posted By: grasser on February 8th, 2010 at 03:00PM PST
Posted By: grasser on February 8th, 2010 at 03:03PM PST
Nick - "Hey Lisa!"
Girl from pack of slutty chicks - "How'd you know my name was Lisa?"
(only funny Pauly Shore joke ever)
Posted By: guinness von drinker on February 8th, 2010 at 03:06PM PST
1. DAMN!! baby do u got a burger to go with that shake?
2. oh heyy wuts yo name??
3. wuts ur friends name?? (girl in green introducing)
4. do u know wut they call me on the streets? a pimp name slick bakk
5. bitch get yo hands off mi property
6. yo know i aint slippin on mi pimpin
Posted By: dizmar on February 8th, 2010 at 03:08PM PST
1. Can you tie a double-knot like mama?
2. Girl, as long you don't have a generic bird tattoo, I'm in!
3.You want us to fight each other for a weekend at Bernie's?
4. This is why I leave my shades on.
5.We're a FriendShip, I'm the captain, that bag's the anchor, and homeboy's the mast.
6. I'm not trespassing, my name is Trapasso, sheesh.
Posted By: cri crow on February 8th, 2010 at 03:11PM PST
1. Boomba lateef hi-jinxs shit is comin atcha!
2. Hummin off that sugar drink.
3. Baaaabe, you got what i neeeed.
4. "Keep laughing, mabye i'll get to tug his thingy."
5. "mmm flesh pillows."
6. "My numbers blah blah blah..." Nick's vision is somewhere else already scouting more meat.
Posted By: Patty Ob on February 8th, 2010 at 03:15PM PST
1. you bitches got papers?
2. you look kinda sketchy, maybe you should see my wiener.
3. yep seeing my wiener was definitely what you guys wanted. well hope you enjoyed it.
4. oh shut up you have not seen bigger
5. hold on let me get my wiener in the picture
6. this bitch took a pic of my wiener on her phone, im making it her background, then im gonna grab a quick HandyJobbo behind the dumpster :)
Posted By: Cameron Jacobs on February 8th, 2010 at 03:15PM PST
aight ladies we got a situation..
Posted By: luds on February 8th, 2010 at 03:16PM PST
1. hey ladies, can i interest you in some supplemental restraint?
2. hi my name is nicl, im unemployed and live with my parents
3.wow, thats a lot of potatoes
4.youz a fine motha fucka wantcha back dat ass up
5.daddy would you like some sausage?
6.my mom is calling
Posted By: pjc on February 8th, 2010 at 03:19PM PST
"That shirt would look great on the floor next to my bed."
Posted By: Jake Frank on February 8th, 2010 at 03:20PM PST
1. damn girl you would look good in pajamas!
2. that tat sucks girl, nah just kiddin fa sho fa sho
3. why r u wearing sunglasses? uh...
4. laugh all you want... but ill be gone when the hubba girl comes
5. GETCHA ROLL ON
6. wait the hubba girls coming?!
Posted By: Luke on February 8th, 2010 at 03:23PM PST
1.wuz good hoes...
3.she wants that good vein cane
4.wanna s my d?
5.cock-meat sandwiches for all yall
6.u got dem rubbers?
Posted By: juan camacho on February 8th, 2010 at 03:26PM PST
1.ladies loving nick 2.nick is thinking why is there a bird on her back 3.nick is talking 4.ladies laughing 5.fuck off pat 6. time for digits
Posted By: jake eaton on February 8th, 2010 at 03:33PM PST
2. "ya Sure"
3. Hello again
4. "oh Fuck you"
5. danm fool, you stole my red shirt chick
6. right, lemme get yur number
Posted By: Jake on February 8th, 2010 at 03:35PM PST
1. nick grabbing his DICK
2. looking through a chick that's talking
3.miss green intruding nick to the chick that gave him a boner
4.miss green trying to get a peace of nick after she found our miss boner did not want him
5.nick getting NONE
6. hes getting a fake number
Posted By: hristo iliev on February 8th, 2010 at 03:35PM PST
1. Hey ladies, care for a douche bag?
2. Seriously, my hair won't recede for 5 more years...tops.
3. "and....and...I ride a skateboard and do sweet tricks and..."
4.(godammit the fat chick likes me)
5. Teenage Wasteland
6. From hottie to fatty to Mexican...sigh.....
Posted By: truth on February 8th, 2010 at 03:37PM PST
all in Nicks head
1. Damn! this bitch in red is mad hot
2. Damn this bitch in yellow wont leave me alone
3. Damn! Look at this girls body... DAMN!!!
4. Damn weird yellow one again
5. I wish I was that guy
6. SHIT! it's my girlfriend. haha
Posted By: Kevin on February 8th, 2010 at 03:38PM PST
This is where i keep my dick
Posted By: Patrick Hanlon on February 8th, 2010 at 03:44PM PST
1. I got a trojan!
2. Damn!, your grill is f*cked up!
3. Your the one! Wanna get a coke and f*ck or somthing?
4. Roller blader? What? I don't roller blade bitch!
5. I wanna double nut on her chesty!
6. Yo! This bitch just asked me for Shecklers number!
Posted By: Frank S. on February 8th, 2010 at 03:50PM PST
Who's into dry humping?
Posted By: E Lo on February 8th, 2010 at 03:57PM PST
Posted By: fdds on February 8th, 2010 at 04:01PM PST
1. Yeah which one of you wants to tie my shoelace?
2. Hey ladies, herd you like mudkips
3. Del taco is down the street, can i txt you later?
4. Who's ready for a magic carpet ride?
5. You ever seen a skateboarder...on weed?
6. Why do you keep callin' me koala burr?
Posted By: Skee Lo on February 8th, 2010 at 04:05PM PST
1.oh shit lookin tasty.
2.hey can i get a sip of that?
3.oh damn id like to see u naked.
5.hey gimme kiss cuz my hair is blowing.
6.check it out i took a pic of some fat lady.
Posted By: chris collado on February 8th, 2010 at 04:05PM PST
1) "Heeeyy, ladies... could you help me tie my shoe?"
2) Nick is now apart of the Matrix, he was told to follow the humming bird.
3)But then again, who says you can't follow more than one?
4) At this point, someone is deffinently gettin' laid tonight.
5) "I was reading his shirt, alright! What did you think i was eyeing out? Jeeze..."
6) He finally chose his victim and went for the kill.
Posted By: Josh Brulotte on February 8th, 2010 at 04:06PM PST
1- flex dat shit
2- 2nd glance says stay away
3- "ok, i'm ready...lemme see em"
4- fake laughs
5- bitches ain't shit
6- dude, toy machine just kicked me off
Posted By: casey payne on February 8th, 2010 at 04:07PM PST
1. Chick: OMG CHECK OUT that left leg steez!
2. Nick thinking: Ugh, this bitch probably has a hummingbird tattoo or somethin....
3. Chick: So like, I was just walking home and like, he pushed me!! and blah blah blah....Nick thinking: Dam her friend is maaad fine, son!
4. So anywho....IM NICKY TRAPPS BITCH! Chicks: OMG! how funniiiii
5. Nick: Oooof this hoe in front of me just farted!
6. Nick: Yooo dude, how do I unlock this thing?
Posted By: Viillo on February 8th, 2010 at 04:07PM PST
1.damn! that ass is the goods
2. yea ill bang you with thses glasses on too
3. you wanna touch my hair..we better hook up
4.only thing bigger tha yo ego is my dick
Posted By: jake Miller on February 8th, 2010 at 04:08PM PST
1. We fear energy drinks...
2. you arent old enough to smoke herb,
3. I heard you like mudkips
4. yeah, thats real talk
5. i could listen to you mispronounce maldonado all day
Posted By: Skee Lo on February 8th, 2010 at 04:08PM PST
ladys ; sup ; how you doin ; your feelin me ; thats right all together ; hows free friday i am
Posted By: Jim on February 8th, 2010 at 04:08PM PST
1.Whats up lil mama
2.What you know about me
3.More ladies, I like dat shit
4.yeah i got a little somethin up my sleeve
5. Smile for the camera girls
6.yeah one more number
Posted By: Mark underwood on February 8th, 2010 at 04:17PM PST
1."Hey nick Nice pants can we get in them?"
2."Your gonna need that energy later"
3."We should all like go to Nicks hotel room and party tonight"
4."Hey have you heard the one about the..." "Like omg nick your sooo funny"
5."2 for me and 3 for Nick T"
6."Can I get yo number? Can I have it? Lemme get yo number."
Posted By: luke on February 8th, 2010 at 04:30PM PST
1- Wanna ride my wood?
2- You wanna do what with me?
3- DAMN! I need to get a better look at this chick!
4- Nick tries a different approach, eye seduction.
5- OHH YEAA!
6- Hey man, whats my number?
Posted By: Brandon Howell on February 8th, 2010 at 04:33PM PST
1.Girl with bag: You're shoe is untied Nick.
2.Nick: How'd you're shirt get so yellow?
3.Girl w/Gatorade bottle: That's what she saidddd.
4.Girl w/Gatordae bottle: Continuing annoying laugh from that's what she said joke.
5.Nick: How did fuzzy get my girl?
Posted By: K Jones on February 8th, 2010 at 04:36PM PST
to hell with these chicks i wanna find some pecker to suck
Posted By: choal on February 8th, 2010 at 04:37PM PST
i cant wait to ditch these chicks and get a rock hard high one rammed right where i shit!
Posted By: choal on February 8th, 2010 at 04:40PM PST
"Hey girl I like yo shoes, you wanna fuck"
Posted By: Chance on February 8th, 2010 at 04:41PM PST
1. why hello ladies...
2. aw, this is definately not the right girl fo sho.
3. excuse me, but your breasts are awfully fine
4. im diggin dem shades.. how bout me and u go back to my place.
5. yo sinner, check this squirell with the red bull. i want some wings!
6. looks like we're all goin back to my place to have sexual intercourse while watching prevent this tragedy.
Posted By: p gravy on February 8th, 2010 at 04:52PM PST
1. Hi! I wasnt talking to you, I was talking to her. Hi.
2. Nice hummingbird tattoo. I\'ll be seeing it a lot from a different view later on tonight.
3. So should I bring the video camera?
4. ...and that was probably the biggest bong hit I ever took...
5. Hey man, how many condoms do you think...ah forget it who needs condoms.
6. Alright, so 1-900....wait what?!?
Posted By: J. Coop on February 8th, 2010 at 04:53PM PST
You lookin for a good time ladies?
Posted By: Hooper on February 8th, 2010 at 05:02PM PST
Ahah haha uhh what are you talking about again?
Posted By: Hooper on February 8th, 2010 at 05:03PM PST
How old did you say you were again?
Posted By: Hooper on February 8th, 2010 at 05:04PM PST
Sooo you DON'T know who Simon Woodstock is I take it.
Posted By: Hooper on February 8th, 2010 at 05:05PM PST
Ahhh yeah, the darker the berry the darker the juice.
Posted By: Hooper on February 8th, 2010 at 05:06PM PST
"Dude, tell Baca I got some chicas for the party.
Posted By: Hooper on February 8th, 2010 at 05:07PM PST
hey bitch you do stuff
Posted By: eric on February 8th, 2010 at 05:10PM PST
hella bitties fool! spliff life
Posted By: ashman on February 8th, 2010 at 05:10PM PST
ill teach u the jerk
Posted By: Payton on February 8th, 2010 at 05:11PM PST
"A lady a day keeps the blue-balls away."
Posted By: Egan Barrs on February 8th, 2010 at 05:12PM PST
2.Smoke a j?
5.You know what they say, your hands stay smooth when all you touch is money and ass.
6.That's coo, my number is 911. Just kidding.
Posted By: Trent Hazelwood on February 8th, 2010 at 05:20PM PST
1: Damn, got rolled up on an' my shoe's not tied! Caught slippin'.
2: I hope these hoes don't think I'm springin' for Coach bags an' humbird tats.
3: Sheet you got Coach too? Psh go talk to Shecks or J-Rog...
4: C'mon girl, 4 inches ain't THAT bad...
5: This fool snags the only 2 skinny ones!
6: Texting? You mean like, e-mail? Oh yeah...uh...course I know what that is...
Posted By: Isaiah on February 8th, 2010 at 05:22PM PST
1. Some bitch named carol want a dick.
2. Baby i will amp that ass up all night.
3. So shes tryin to get down on this j. Are you? Cause you hell fine girl.
4. They call me martin luther bling junior baby i got the money in my pocket you know dat shit.
5. To the girl on pats right. "I wanna kiss you all over, and over and again. I wanna kiss you all over dun dun dun."
6. Grrrrr. You think im growling now. Shit il be howling at that fine ass all damn night when we get back to my crib.
Posted By: zoldsz on February 8th, 2010 at 05:30PM PST
1. Have you seen my new wristwatch.(pulls out penis wraps around wrist)
2. Hells yeah I bedazzled the foreskin!
3. Wow! Can I see that again
4. Yeah a girl did choke on one of the bedazzles!
5. Oh Yeah! Slippin' it in!
6. Yeah let's set up that bedazzlin' appointment! Sweet!
Posted By: Jsus Cripes on February 8th, 2010 at 05:30PM PST
1. Damn Girl! Lookin' good
2. Yeah, yeah i remember you.....what's your name again?
3. Woah either your shirt is makin me trip or thats the shrooms
4. What's so funny?
5. Damn, bitches got me simpin
6. Excuse me, could you leave, trying to get some here.
Posted By: Steven Young on February 8th, 2010 at 05:33PM PST
1. "Nice shirt...it matches my eyes"
2. "chill out"
3. "I look Like who?Bill Murray from What About Bob?"
4. "Yep, And Thats how the Back 3 Kickflip went down for the ender"
5. "Damn, You got the flash on or what?"
6. "Yo mike! Whats my number again?
Posted By: Malachi Riddle on February 8th, 2010 at 05:39PM PST
1. SD hoochies on the prowl for Top Gun look alike
2. Nick decides to take off his shades for a better look.
3. After her 360 spin.
4. The look.
5. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
6. Sinclair! What area code is this phone?
Posted By: mason s on February 8th, 2010 at 05:45PM PST
im gonna make one of you spit hounds taste your dinner twice
Posted By: choal on February 8th, 2010 at 05:53PM PST
1.yo bitches come over here!
2. dont look at me bitch u own me money!
3.dont hold me hand u hoe i dont know where theis hand been!
4.u think it funny bitch i own u and your baby!
5. yo bitches this my vice pimp nick !
6.bitch u better have my money next time i call u remeber i had the last part in the thrasher vid and dont u forget bitch!
Posted By: c-los on February 8th, 2010 at 05:56PM PST
1. Shit I loved you on the hills.
2. hummingbird tattoo = DTF
3.bitches tryin to get me on gatorade
5. pro hoes
6. gimme those digits im gettin red bull and pussy
Posted By: Josh Manoles on February 8th, 2010 at 05:58PM PST
1.Nick setting the trapasso
2.The Trapasso stare going down
3.Crossroads at the crossroads, which road to take?
4.I'm Trapasso.. Nick Trapasso
5.Trapasoo skimmin' the pile
6.One second, it's my agent
Posted By: Ben Taylor on February 8th, 2010 at 06:03PM PST
1. Why, hello ladies, I know I can't even keep my shoes tied but I swear, I've got my sh*t together, really...
2. Yeah, well, you know, it is kind of lame not being sponsored by an energy drink company now days, but I get by.
3. On the other hand, I'm pretending I care about what you're saying, but really..., I just wanna' bone your friend!
4. Yeah, I know, it is kind of funny (And I'm playin' this off pretty smooth), but really, you're even hotter!
5. Damn! How is it he always wind up getting the chick I want?
6. Oh well, I'll give her my digits & hopefully we'll hook up next time I'm in town, later, peace!
Posted By: James A.D.Rubber Monkey/Steezy-E on February 8th, 2010 at 06:05PM PST
Posted By: S h shize chi on February 8th, 2010 at 06:05PM PST
1. can you teach me how to tie my shoe
2. no. never before noon
3. i'll start it off. row row row your boat gently down the stream...
4. orange you glad i didn't say banana
5. say sluts on three.... one, two, three. sluts!
6. yo is $500 a good deal for some call girl tang? hold on ill google it
Posted By: the judge on February 8th, 2010 at 06:12PM PST
1.hey ladies, you may have heard of my friend Ryan Sheckler?
2.I do to know sheckler...
3. sure he'd be cool with a couple of friends!
4. haha yeahh, me and ryan have seen some ups and downs.
5. he wants me to send a picture real quick.
6.uhh he only wants one girl to come,with no gag reflex and must look good naked. im sorry girls but i'm not sending my friend anything less than amazing, take'm off:)
Posted By: Jacob Lewis on February 8th, 2010 at 06:14PM PST
Hey girl let me pee in that butt?
Hey ladies im blazed...wanna fuck?
Hey baby girl let me get up in that colon?
Posted By: Alex Hancock on February 8th, 2010 at 06:18PM PST
1. whats good ladies hows it going
2.yea im not feeling that
3.oh really thats cool lets get outta here
4.this one time on tour.....
5.needed a picture with you fine ladies
6.yea ill hit you up and let you know whats going down tonight
Posted By: spencer Lau on February 8th, 2010 at 06:25PM PST
1. NT-MMM tasty
2. Chick-Am i tasty?
3.NT-Theres my tasty
4. NT-Can you beezies fall back? no jokes
5. NT- Loosen that grip fool!
6. NT-Did pat just leave with tasty? Sin, aight whats ur digits
Posted By: sanch on February 8th, 2010 at 06:38PM PST
1.The Son of Sin spots the goods.
2."Naw,I only drink Pabst,but thanks."
3.Trapasso gets deeper in the conversation... and that chicks pants.
4.Nick happens to be quite the comedian.
5.Trapasso puttin' the old sayin "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none!" to use by throwin' Sinner into the mix.
6.Instead of leavin' with just a simple "goodbye",Nick gets the numbers.
Posted By: Nick Moffatt on February 8th, 2010 at 06:39PM PST
1: Excuse me miss but your upper half is relevant to my interests
2: Really? I loved the notebook too!
3: I have so much wood right now I should be a forest
4: Want to pull the trigger to my love gun?
5: Thank ya betches
6: Prepare yourself as I ready to stand and deliver.. digits
Posted By: Andrew T on February 8th, 2010 at 06:41PM PST
1. "Ya'll ladies hear i'm the rubber man?"
2. "you got chili bean skin on your tooth, girl"
3. "I have been told i look like a white chris brown, yes."
4. "yes, i can manual. that turn you on?"
5. "Fuck, i think thats crystal clear's sister! SHAKE JUNT!"
6. "Damn, i think she saw my nudies."
Posted By: Zach on February 8th, 2010 at 06:41PM PST
2. (hmm maybe we can talk about tattoos)Q: Do you girls watch the jersey shore.
3. looks like we got a situation
4. sinner comes in to handle the grenade
5. hmm which bitch to smoosh
6. Fuck pig wheels ride bones.
Posted By: fistpumper420 on February 8th, 2010 at 06:42PM PST
1. I need some sun, seems you know where.
2. You think I\'m talking to you but i\'m squeezin this girls butt.
3. Uh ya. Cool
4. Maybe if I take my glasses off this other girl will take off hers.
5. Damn I should of brought my board over
6. Pat got some skin but I got the digits.
Posted By: SZY on February 8th, 2010 at 06:48PM PST
ooglie mooglie that thang is juicy.
i left my mario Kart cartridge at your house, im gonna need that back cause Peach and i are supposed to go out tonight. sorry.
ummmm, can you stop swarming me and my friend, we need to get in our jeep Wrangler so we can go offroading..........Without you.
Is that leftover cherry pie on your face or is it red lipstick...Anyway your lookin tasty.
Hey dont i know you from spin class?
Posted By: Michael Deloumi on February 8th, 2010 at 06:56PM PST
1) "hey, you saw me in the new Thrasher vid, right?"
2) "whoo wee! you drink energy drinks too?! thats a cool tat, i guess; but mine are waaay better!"/BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY!
3) "She is SO checking out my beautiful eyes, WHOO-WEE!"
4)"Why yes! it does so happen that I am the world's best comedian AND proffesional skateboarder, ladies!"
5)"Everyone take a picture with the PHR3$H count Dracula while I get ma $N33Z3 on"
6)"can i have yo number Gurlie cuz i lost mine!"
Posted By: JEff on February 8th, 2010 at 06:56PM PST
1. i look soooo good right now
2. o shit, is that herpes on her lip?
3. "and then she was like, that's not a bear that's my mom!!"-nick
4. omg, omg, omg, what do i say?!?!
5. converse team get all da chicas
6. nick pretending to text to seem cooler
Posted By: Julius on February 8th, 2010 at 07:32PM PST
Hey ladies, my name is kevin jonas.
Posted By: Jeff on February 8th, 2010 at 07:42PM PST
1-?? u got the splif?
2-can u tell me if its 4:20?
3-u related to sand? ur fine honey!
4-of coarse! 2 is always better than one!
5-dam im ripped u feel that shit?
Posted By: taylor VERVasir on February 8th, 2010 at 07:52PM PST
1. ayo baby girl check me out im in the black shirt!
2.well since we get to ya chatting. how about a nice ass smacking.
3.i like red and green,no worries ladies. its like christmas so lets get the going to some private presents.
4. girl in green" oh nick your so funny we`ve all been bad girls this year"
5. when in doubt pinky stays out
6.cant be a proffesional skateboarder your whole life. why not settle for pimp of the year.
Posted By: eduardo G large on February 8th, 2010 at 08:02PM PST
wanna bowl of pho
Posted By: killertofu on February 8th, 2010 at 08:03PM PST
1. "Nice legs, what time do they open?"
2. Trying not to stare at the giant mole on her upper lip.
3. Ray charles in the blue...
4. Overwhelming...in a good way.
5. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
6. " Seal the deal"
Posted By: Jorge Regula on February 8th, 2010 at 08:04PM PST
WAM BAM THANKYOU MAM
Posted By: killertofu on February 8th, 2010 at 08:05PM PST
1. nicks hollerin at the bitches!
2. nick's gettin swarm by bitches
3. nick started chit chatting with the bitches
4. nick's showing the bitches his purrdy eyes
5. nick and pat wants pix wit the bitches
6. nick wants the bitches digits!
Posted By: gorgeousgeorge562 on February 8th, 2010 at 08:05PM PST
1.the nick sees the prey
2.he interacts to ensure a kill
3.keen tothe prey he sheilds eyes to confuse them
4.now blended into the crowd we waits
5.and a succesful attack
Posted By: markgon on February 8th, 2010 at 08:07PM PST
what the frick is good ladies
Posted By: bdd on February 8th, 2010 at 08:11PM PST
1. "You're not getting past me..."
2. Mere moments before moving on to the hotter one.
3. "Check out where Mike V punched me" -or- "No way! Herman has the best hardflips!"
4. "A little guitar, ladies?"
6. Checking compatibility with the astrology app.
Posted By: Rollo on February 8th, 2010 at 08:11PM PST
2.im jus tryin to get some bunz
3.ill take the bunz in the red
4.stop talking i jus want some bunz
5.dont want her bunz she a stanky bitch
6.digits for bunz
Posted By: Alexr on February 8th, 2010 at 08:11PM PST
1- I wear black on the out side because black is how i feel on the inside...
2-I dont drink energy drinks, it takes away my weed high...
3- Nicks thinking, "she cant tell im staring at her boobies."
4- Ol chunky is feelin me
5- dude just stepped right in and took the hot one!
6-lets blend our races..
Posted By: Mike G on February 8th, 2010 at 08:13PM PST
1. Whaddup ladies?!
2. Fuck dude, Im so ripped...she just told me her name and I already forget it.
3. I'd tap that...
4. Yea, that one ain't bad either.
5. Damn, that breeze is feeling good flowin through my hair.
6. Uhh yea that is a picture of my dick as my background...
Posted By: T-Pak on February 8th, 2010 at 08:13PM PST
1. "Can you girls tie my shoe?"
2. "Have any more tats?"
3. "Wanna go to Long Beach?"
4. "Yeah, that wasnt a joke.."
5. Class Picture
6. Fuck phone numbers, whats your facebook?
Posted By: Sean A. on February 8th, 2010 at 08:13PM PST
1. Wheres my money bitches?
2.Bitch where is it?
3.Oh Shu nay nay got it rite here!
4.Real funny bitches, i was about to get out my baby powder....
5.Show my nigga sinner here some love bitches
6.Go get more money bitch
Posted By: Jesper katsimpas on February 8th, 2010 at 08:14PM PST
1. Hi honeys i get my shoes for free
2. Your face is uglier than that tattoo on your back
3. Fuck Gatorade i drink Coors
4. That wasnt a joke but okay
5. Damn were pimps Pat
6. Shit its Geoff Rowley...run
Posted By: Phil on February 8th, 2010 at 08:19PM PST
1. "I hope these girls know how to tie shoes."
2. tattoos are a given
3. "Have you met Tony Hawk?" -girl
4. Blinded by the light
5. Group shot!
6. Trapasso singles out the fine wine
Posted By: Tristan Vranizan on February 8th, 2010 at 08:21PM PST
1: Hollerin at the cutest one guarantees kick it time.
2: "Damn, she kinda looks like my sister."
3: Shades aka: Cloaking device for "wandering eyes"
4: "Wow this bitches laugh is annoying"
5: Fall back Pat, riding hoods me bro.
6: "Hey, my name isn't Hoe #3!"
Posted By: Salvatore on February 8th, 2010 at 08:23PM PST
1.yoooo...what's shaking ladies!!!
2.i know, i know im sooo high right now...and i have cottom mouth like crazy, uhhh you have anyhing to drink, can i have some of yours..nick mumbles under his breath and one of yo ladies numbers, girl hears and says what..your cute but im taken, giggling hold on.
3.Hey kelly this is nick, he a pro skateboarder.
4. ok some i have several cuties around and im high with no rubbers...wtf, what would jesus do???
5.inside thought, yo the girl in the red was so mines...but he's a homie, he better get her number or im kicking him in the sac and taking getting her number fo sho,lol.
6.dam i just bagged her this bittie not even trying, she aint bad either, dude...nick speaking to filmer, can i borrow your car and your hotel keys, wink wink...end.
Posted By: Daniel on February 8th, 2010 at 08:28PM PST
1.Nick's lady sense is tingling
2.No thanks, i'm celibate
3.But i'll break my celibacy for you miss
4.Whoever laughs first wins me
5.Yo Pat take the grenade over here and i'll owe you
6.I can't find the beer cooler on mapquest
Posted By: Zack on February 8th, 2010 at 08:29PM PST
1 moon walk much?
2 really? you can fit that whole can
3 this isn't where i parked my car!
4 your laughing now but wait til later sweet thang
5 ay bro! you smell that?
6 i lost my number can i have yours
Posted By: cole delvecchio on February 8th, 2010 at 08:31PM PST
1. hey girl whats your name?
2. how old is you?
3. were you live at?
4. how many drinks do you wanna have?
5. how many kids do ya wanna have???????
Posted By: stfgggggggg on February 8th, 2010 at 08:31PM PST
1."Jean-Claude Van DAAM I look good in these shades, these bitches are definitely tryna bunz" 2."Shit now that I take my shades off this girl look pretty sin to me" 3."Phew, glad I put my shades back on, "so ladies you tryna bunz tonight" 4."haha what does 'bunz' mean"? fuck I needa remove the shades for this one. "ladies please go get the rest of your friends" 5."Alright Sinner I tap tap these 3, you can have those 2" 6. "Man I'm so faded, that I forgot my phone number, and where the heck or my shades!"
Posted By: frank b on February 8th, 2010 at 08:33PM PST
1."Jean-Claude Van DAAM I look good in these shades, these bitches are definitely tryna bunz"
2."Shit now that I take my shades off this girl look pretty sin to me"
3."Phew, glad I put my shades back on, "so ladies you tryna bunz tonight"
4."haha what does 'bunz' mean"? fuck I needa remove the shades for this one. "ladies please go get the rest of your friends"
5."Alright Sinner I tap tap these 3, you can have those 2"
6."Man I'm so faded, that I forgot my phone number, and where the heck or my shades!"
Posted By: frank b on February 8th, 2010 at 08:35PM PST
1. "Scratch your pussy with a stick? It's hot ay?"
2. What's on my left won't last long, so give me your number too!
3. Will you please tell her I'm sponsored.
4. Okay, that's right. I'm just a shipping clerk for Black Box.
5. Everybody say "herpes!"
6. Thanks to you for taking nude photos of me, Ed. This girl likes that I can play gay and not act all homophobic. Wait til I do the shocker on her!
Posted By: eric wallman on February 8th, 2010 at 08:44PM PST
1.Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' shoe, man. You just loop te loop. Talk about dang ol bunny ears. An' lotsa chicks here, man. you want to go to my place? It's real easy, man.
2.I tell you what man these ol' president elections waste of time man when all they do is just sit down man and don't do a dang thing about that dog man.
3.Them dang ol' New York boys, just a show about nothing
4.Life's like a dang ol' Rubik's cube, man. You move all the colors around and when you get one side you mess up the other side, man
5.Jus' sand in the wind, man.
6.Talkin' about dang ol'... life's a journey, man
Posted By: spencer on February 8th, 2010 at 08:48PM PST
1. "ughh" heres Nick's first attempt at picking up these girls, just look at that powerful pose he whips up for the ladies.
2. Attempt number two consists of comparing ink yo, girrrls dig tats dawg!
3. green shirt "who is this freak lets get out of here" Nick "Ride pig wheels fools!!!"... just another day.
4.haha. ohhh your soo funny Nick
5.the smell of sex
6.At the end of the day Nick is only half way there! poor little guy .. get her pin son!
Posted By: Josh Singal on February 8th, 2010 at 09:06PM PST
Posted By: Ryan Dziurgot on February 8th, 2010 at 09:24PM PST
1. whats up ladies, what you think of the crossroads?
2. yes i am hella high, you want to smoke? just kiddin.
3. fuck this other chick, whats your friends name in the red?
4. i just got done smoking actually, you guys are looking good can me and pat get a group photo with you guys?
5. im going to get her number before you pat!
6. whats my number again? just kiddin whats yours?
Posted By: alan chou on February 8th, 2010 at 09:36PM PST
1)GIRLS: YOU GOT WEED?
NICK: YOU GOT BLUNT?
2)same with tattoo
3)same with gatorade goal advertisement!
4)everybody is high and Nick talk about Templeton.
5)strange posse feeling the breeze.
6)some dude that cant see in the picture said wassup to Nick and Nick said: chilling.(another gatorade and redbull goal and the girl said excusemelet me pass through.)
7)waste my time here. NEED WHEELS.
Posted By: Peace on February 8th, 2010 at 09:37PM PST
Say girl, your lips look like rubies follow me to the van ill show you whats up
Posted By: Shane Nebeker on February 8th, 2010 at 09:38PM PST
1 sup ladies, want some converse?
2 yeah, im high so? wanna bone? get it?
3 checkin out the hottie with the red and black shirt
4 its not that funny
6 im just baggin, hold on
Posted By: Skp yo on February 8th, 2010 at 09:43PM PST
1. Whoo-whee! Look at these ladies.
2. Nah i dont drink AMP that stuff is sin.
3. Hopefully im bout to get me some bunz.
4. Hey that chick has the same glasses as me.
5. Lets take a group photo so we can make a contest out of it.
6. Hey what my number again im too faded to remember.
Posted By: Kyle Goward on February 8th, 2010 at 09:47PM PST
1. whooooo-weee, just kiddin
2. lets hook up, just kiddin
3. she does have nicer tits, just kiddin
4. what did i just say? just kiddin
5. i just popped a boner, just kiddin
6. holla at me girl, just kiddin
Posted By: Alan Almazan on February 8th, 2010 at 09:54PM PST
1.hey chikas...i see you staring at my baby maker.
2.To sip or not to sip?
3. baby lets do some math (YOU + ME - Clothing) lets just hope we dont multiply
4.you see your cute and all.... but DAMN!!! who is your friend in the red?
5. OH BOY!... I just jizzed my self.
6. Mission accomplised.. no need to jerk it tonight boys!!!! =D
Posted By: ErIc R. on February 8th, 2010 at 10:03PM PST
Posted By: Professional on February 8th, 2010 at 10:09PM PST
You have something in your nose.
Posted By: Professional on February 8th, 2010 at 10:11PM PST
2. Uh... You have something hanging from your nose.
3. You can't get gonorrhea from a tractor.
4. Umm... I guess that was funny.
5. Awww... can we do this one again. My eyes are closed.
6. Your number is the same as calling collect?
Posted By: Professional on February 8th, 2010 at 10:16PM PST
1: Excuse me ladies, could one of you assist me with my shoe-lace?
2:Haha just kiddin'. Hey.. So what was your friend's name? I didn't catch it.
3:Anyways, are you ladies here for the trade-show or my gorgeous good looks?
4:Haha just kiddin'. But seriously..
5:Cheese!.. Girl how'd you end up way ova there?!
6:Yo Mike! Can I borrow your car later?
Posted By: Jake P on February 8th, 2010 at 10:21PM PST
i thought i told ya! i am a ROUGHNECK solider,,,
Posted By: johnny roughneck on February 8th, 2010 at 10:22PM PST
1)they are talking about something.
2)nick lose confused.
3)the real talk begins.
4)green shirt chick is laughing and nick still thinking about it.
5) all the girls are smiling at the camera,nick and sinner are really enjoying the moment.
6)nick are doing something with his cell phone as she spoke with.
Posted By: REAL TALK on February 8th, 2010 at 10:23PM PST
What you want, what you need. roughneck ridin`
Posted By: johnny roughneck on February 8th, 2010 at 10:24PM PST
BONUS)i really wasn't there to said what was going on.
Posted By: REAL TALK AGAIN..... on February 8th, 2010 at 10:25PM PST
Posted By: mikey on February 8th, 2010 at 10:39PM PST
1.hey im stoned
2. not that high
3.yeah u like my cons huh bitch
4.ur mouth is essential
6.hit me up ill smoke u out sometime
Posted By: jake Inez on February 8th, 2010 at 10:52PM PST
i wanna put it in active erica's butt
Posted By: hansen on February 9th, 2010 at 12:14AM PST
1.Ladies ladies ladies...
2.Not happening for you.
3.Gotta show me your boobs for a board
4.i wasn\\\'t kidding...
5.jim bean and a doobie, and i\\\'ll do err.
6.Dont tell your friends, but heres my number, call me tonight.
Posted By: TREVORWARD on February 9th, 2010 at 12:22AM PST
1. ay bay bay!
2. here's my impression of rat tail fairy.
3. totally down for the oop tiger woods haterade.
4. lol, you wear hawaiian shirts???
5. prevent this ugg boot tragedy.
6. she doesn't even drink sugar free red bull...
Posted By: calvin small on February 9th, 2010 at 01:06AM PST
1. So which one of you's is blow job spice?
2. No what would taste good with that drink?.. My dick.
3. People say I look like Tom Cruise with my sunglasses on. What do you think?
4. What are you chicks laughing at? Do I got white shit all over my nose again?
5. Damn I wonder if this black chick is down for a DP.I know I am.
6. Got the digits homie.. DP time! Balls deep!!!
Posted By: Chad Dougherty on February 9th, 2010 at 04:51AM PST
1. Nick:"Any of you fluezy's know where i can drop a deuce?"
2. Yellow: "I do but for real my girl in the Green just crushed the 3rd honey bucket from the right."
3. Green: "Why are you calling me out bitch?"
4. Green: " Ha Ha Ha Well Fine.. I did just shotgun that piece and caught 6" of air off the seat!"
5. Nick: "Smells so bad its like she shit on my upper lip"
6. Nick: "you promise me you are one of them girls who doesnt shit?"
Posted By: firstname.lastname@example.org on February 9th, 2010 at 05:52AM PST
Ive walked many miles for vertical smiles!
Posted By: Luis on February 9th, 2010 at 05:55AM PST
1. Which one of you ladies want to be a star?
2. Star? Who the hell are you?
3. I'm a good time.. and you're hotter than the head of matchsticks.
4. Haha.. You do porn don't you?
5. Only in your wildest dreams.. Just lemme get a pic with your fine asses.
6. Thats whats up! Gimme your Facebook and i'll tag you later..
Posted By: KD Watson on February 9th, 2010 at 06:13AM PST
Baby, I'd eat the maize out of your caca you're so fine!
Posted By: benoit on February 9th, 2010 at 06:54AM PST
Posted By: Olli Kaarakainen on February 9th, 2010 at 07:05AM PST
1. "Herman! It's been forever bro!"
2. "And that's when I looked that cocksucker right in the eyes, and said, I'll have what she's having."
3. "I think I just farted... yup definitely did."
4. "I specifically said, No black chicks!"
5. "Does this bitch realize she is ruining my perfect game of tetris?"
Posted By: Ronnnn on February 9th, 2010 at 07:08AM PST
No, sorry, im NOT looking for a good time...
Posted By: KSnizzo on February 9th, 2010 at 07:29AM PST
1.Now what are 2 fine ladies doing without a Stunna like myself in between you too?
2.girl you better drink that amp cause you gonna need all the energy you can get to trick on this rail
3.damn girl im trying to get some vitamin D from them double D's not g!
4.Um damn lil persian persuasion gonna need more then them shades when she sees my gold member!!
5.Girl you look good back dat ass UP! eh pat why you Cock Blockin!
6.Yup yup meet me after the show at the days inn an we can get it poppin like an ollie!
Posted By: truph! on February 9th, 2010 at 07:34AM PST
whos leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Posted By: phillip jay fry on February 9th, 2010 at 07:36AM PST
1. No, sorry, i'm NOT looking for a good time...
2. Oh...my mistake, so umm you come here often?
3. Cool, me too, yea these are my rad shades...I got them at pac-sun!
4. Hmm...you don't like my shades? Well I can totally do a tre-flip...while wearing them...indoors! AND my Dad\'s a fireman!!!
5. Yea, lets get a group shot! Dang, he always gets the hot one.
6.Oh well, at least I got some digits...you know what they say about mopeds...
Posted By: KSnizzo on February 9th, 2010 at 07:37AM PST
Nick does the bow-chicka-wow-wow dance for a female.
Posted By: ED on February 9th, 2010 at 07:42AM PST
yup. yup. uh-huh. listen, do you know where the beer tent is?
Posted By: ED on February 9th, 2010 at 07:43AM PST
ugh ill give you some wheels if u sleep with me.?
Posted By: joe curlee on February 9th, 2010 at 07:52AM PST
ughhh yea i dnt really likebirdsas much as you so im gonna go.
Posted By: joe curlee on February 9th, 2010 at 07:54AM PST
1. "See these sunglasses? Means I'm a rock star ladies...just kiddin'"
2. "But no I really am for real"
3. "See I already had sex with this girl and I don't even know her"
4. "And she's laughing cuz she know its true"
5. "This'll be in Thrasher i mean Rolling Stone forsure"
6. "...she doesn't actually think I'm gonna call her right?"
Posted By: ADAM on February 9th, 2010 at 08:07AM PST
1. Soo, ya'll like to smoke? Woooo!
2. Uh you don't smoke?
3. Ohhh ya friends like to smoke! Wooo!
4. See how it makes you laugh? Fa'sho!
5. *In Nicks mind* Dat dark dippa got a booty...wooo!
6. How much you say I could get quarter for again?....woooo!
Posted By: Stiffler on February 9th, 2010 at 08:09AM PST
These converse give me more than black man hops boo.
Posted By: Ethan Heberer on February 9th, 2010 at 09:06AM PST
1.No time for lacing my shoes, i`m here for the ladies.
2.Alright, i`l almost reachin this bitchs wallet.
3.So, why dont we go to some place quieter, like those blue booths over there.
4.What ?! Another friend, guess I`ll have to rent a room then.
5.Damn this fucker its unbalancing the equation, less pussy for me...
6.I`ve got Muska on the phone you know, he is trying to convince me that his $160 shoes are made for skatin.
Posted By: Fred on February 9th, 2010 at 09:12AM PST
1: yes, i am the nick trapasso so tie my shoe.
2: my mom did this tattoo on me too.
3: well, if your not gonna come smoke with me this one will.
4: i know chipotle does hurt your ass.
5: yo reno, it smells like tuna.
6: after i get your number im gettin hers..
Posted By: anthony lopez. on February 9th, 2010 at 09:19AM PST
1.Hi, can you tye my shows please
2.oh,you dont need shows where your going
3.the girl in the green shirt is explaining to the girl in red how to grasp a penis
4.the girl in green is proving to nick that she can put the bottle in her pussy
5.nick is slaying the fuck out of the girl in the blue
6.nicks geting numbers to do it again sometime
Posted By: David Rickey on February 9th, 2010 at 09:28AM PST
Posted By: Sergio Chavez on February 9th, 2010 at 09:46AM PST
1. "uhh do you know where my team went?, i'm lost"
2. "i'm a little unsure could you hold my hand while we look for my friends??"
3." sure i'll check out your breast, i can get you to be a model for pig wheels!".
4."MMHHmm sure no problem. I can give you all the
breast test to see if you can all model for the next Pig Wheels add imma shoot for".
5."Almost done with your drink? you can take it to go i got a camera in the tour van!"
6."tell the crew imma be awhile!"
Posted By: J.Beup on February 9th, 2010 at 09:57AM PST
1. Whats up skater groupies, flock my way.
2. Ah maybe she'll look better once I get a buzz on.
3. Shit this girl has nice tits.
4. Choices, the red head looks easy, I want a challenge.
5. Fucking Pat swooping in on the girl in red, but check out the ass on the girl in blue.
6. Ohh yeahh no doubt about it getting my dick wet tonight.
Posted By: Andrew R. Smith on February 9th, 2010 at 10:00AM PST
1.lookin for a dime dats top of the line.
Posted By: gff on February 9th, 2010 at 10:07AM PST
6. dayuum let me get yo numba
Posted By: gff on February 9th, 2010 at 10:13AM PST
1. I'm pro what's your number?
2. I'm pro what's your number?
3. I'm pro what's your number?
4. I'm pro what's your number?
5. I'm pro what's your number?
Posted By: j garton on February 9th, 2010 at 10:23AM PST
2.you wanna hit this?its gonna cost you.
3.no!im sucking him first!
4.ladies,you can all do it at the same time
5.it aint no fun if the homies cant have none
6.yeah i do stripper shows all the time
Posted By: chris on February 9th, 2010 at 10:29AM PST
1...Hey, Didn't I see your legs sticking out of a sharks mouth?
2...I got ink, a VIP band, and obviously some smoke...wanna jet?
3...Triple my pleasure.
4...Life of the party
5...I hope my homies see this
Posted By: Curtis on February 9th, 2010 at 10:36AM PST
1. The beezies love nick Trapeezy
2. Oh you drink amp? Sorry I only spip reb bulls and fly high! WoooWeee!
3. What did you say? i wasnt listening while i was peepin those tits.
4. Girl, ain\'t nothing funny but your face. What\'s your friend\'s name?
5. The goods
6. Bless it, pimpin got every #
Posted By: Andrew Dolan on February 9th, 2010 at 10:38AM PST
1.Hows it goin honeybunzz?
2.Yeahhh i actually have tattoo gun
3.whoo more bunz
4.Can i have those sunglasses,here you can have mines
5.im just wondering what sinners doin with my babes
6.heres your phone back, theres more over there
Posted By: nick s on February 9th, 2010 at 10:40AM PST
1.ready to mingle
2."will you sign my energy drink"
3.so then i told ricky " if you cant to proper bigflips ill go find a man who can and thats how i found nick"
4.there could only be one rocking the dylan shades, nick had to step down much to the levity of his green shirted admirer
5.nick was doing impromptu shampoo commericial auditions all day
6.nick allows one of the ladies a sneak peak at his shaft and possibly his dignity
Posted By: alex johnson on February 9th, 2010 at 10:45AM PST
1. "Ladies may I introduce Harvey Dangles!?"
2. Is she Charlie Browns Teacher? "whomp whomp whomp whomp."
3. "Would you 3 like to SIN?"
4. "Nick I never knew you were so funny off the board."
5. Nothing like Pat bringing the wind!
6. "Hold up a sec, I'm doing business."
Posted By: chup chup on February 9th, 2010 at 10:47AM PST
1. sup honeybuns you girls like pop tarts?
2. nig faded
3. struggling for that quick...baby got cakes..
4. struggling for that quick
Posted By: Dylan on February 9th, 2010 at 10:53AM PST
1.Can you help me find my kitty?
2.Not you, your haggard.
3.You two know each other?
4.awkward, she knows i have herps now. thanks bitch!
5.I cant open my eyes, im way too high.
6.shes totally giving me a blumpkin later :)
Posted By: Chris Gilbert on February 9th, 2010 at 11:20AM PST
1 Narrator:Bimbo-ius jersey shore-us circle for the enviable kill, the helpless nick-us dirtbag-ius has little time to make his move.
2 Narrator: the preditors hurl mind numbing verbal attacks. Preditor #1-" humming birds and amped energy drink are pretty much what im into"
3 Preditor #2-"your shirts all mystical and junk"
4 Narr.- "they strategically close in further, narrowing the poor dirtbag-ius' opportunity for escape.
5 Narr.- just when the teeth in their hormonal jaws are about to clasp shut, the rare but triuphant afro-giraff-us bounds to the rescue and sway the attention of the menicing herd with his shocking good looks and oh so cunning wit.
6 Narr. - there is much rejoicing and horizon is decorated with promise of mating and shralptitude.
Posted By: toby evans on February 9th, 2010 at 11:29AM PST
1. Woah!, Ladys!
2.I yea, yea, ookay?
3. Hmm, yeah, im pro!
4. Hmm which one, nah ill go for all of them!
5.Get the hell outa here sinner!
6.SCORE! , I knew I came to this thing for a reason.
Posted By: Justin G. on February 9th, 2010 at 11:49AM PST
2.wish u were naked already
3. yeah my shades are the goods
4. all of u ladies coming home with me
5. who said bud? where the weed at
6. bitch better finish that red bull, its bout to be a loong night
Posted By: J Bones on February 9th, 2010 at 12:01PM PST
1.tss 2 things that chicks can't resist is some stunna shades and nick scratch nuts.
2.Dayum is that nick giving the brad pitt look.
3.God dayum girl you looked better from behind
4.The bitches cant belive nick 180d over that big ass rail for the trasher cover.
5.Myspace pic o wha!
6.Nick might not be a meteorlogist but he sure knows when its raining bitches!
Posted By: Cristian Campbell on February 9th, 2010 at 12:42PM PST
1.sup bish(man its hard hiding a boner ill just put my leg like... this)
2.chill ,tight ya /no(get out my face u fugly ass cunt dam
3.totally yur so right, wate what did u say i was checkin out yur goombas woo woo
4.girl n green/ha ha ha nick ur so f-n funny ....please give me a sympathy fuck. (nick) mmmmmmmmm...phhsst
5.bitches,mmm cheese ya(nick/whats over there)(sinner,eeeeee
6.girl)so if u want kik it sometime my #'s (nick ,chill ill get it from yur home girl after i give her some vitamin D, dont start tripin ass yo
Posted By: turd ferguson on February 9th, 2010 at 12:48PM PST
these bitches are buttfuck ugly
Posted By: choal on February 9th, 2010 at 01:00PM PST
1. what? no way your only 15.
2. What? why the fuck would you put a hummingbird on your back.
3. i swear if ginger bitch tries mess up my game with this chick imma hit her red ass head with that red ass gatorade.
4. why do i always get ginger bitches.
5. im gonna model this one with some fabio hair.
6. Why are people just out to ruin my game today?
Posted By: Nate B on February 9th, 2010 at 01:05PM PST
1. "What, no I... yeah i have a boner."
2. "Your going to need that Ampd Energy Drink"
3. "So a quartersome"
4. "My pimples arent that funny!"
5. "Girl, you booty is so damn beautiful"
6. "If you want a relationship than we're gonna sext!"
Posted By: Ted on February 9th, 2010 at 01:30PM PST
2: how many blunts today?
3: where am i
4: shits tight
Posted By: Mike on February 9th, 2010 at 01:47PM PST
1:Girls! Ah! Maybe if i don't move they won't see me.
2:Either shes gona bite me or she gona talk to me.
3:Why yes i am that guy you saw in that movie.
4:I don't think i look funny looking or weird without my glasses.
5:Just like Superman.
6:You want my cellular communication device acces code? really?
Posted By: Lenin Pena on February 9th, 2010 at 01:51PM PST
1."What's happenin ladies?"
2."Nah, I'm good on that energy drink..."
3."I aint starin at your tits, c'mon now"
4."You guys tryin to party?"
5."Yo Pat get off my kool-aid fool!"
6."Yeah I might call you later..."
Posted By: Bristol on February 9th, 2010 at 02:03PM PST
1: nick trying to score some bunz
2: getting serious bout these bitches.
3: but he was digging the chic in the red better.
4: nicks got em where he wants em.
5: group photo!
6: digit time!
Posted By: blakster on February 9th, 2010 at 02:32PM PST
whats up ladies wanna peep my dick and smoke some bud
Posted By: sham on February 9th, 2010 at 02:36PM PST
1. like a lion on the prowl.
2. only nick knows what he put in her drink.
3. waitin on a nip slip.
4. quoting movies charms the ladies.
5. still waiting on the nip slip.
6. you get THEIR number so that way once you can avoid them the morning after.
Posted By: Edward on February 9th, 2010 at 03:09PM PST
5. hey pat, you think you could teach me to be a pro skimboarder like you
Posted By: jordo on February 9th, 2010 at 03:18PM PST
1."you put your right foot in, your right foot out, in out in out"
2."were you just doing the hokey kokey?" "na girl, I was just stretching dem quads"
3."this fool just said he was stretching his quads, i'd rather he was doing the hokey kokey"
4."damn, i mean i was doing the hokey kokey, i like to put my thing in and out" "oh you cheeky bastard"
5."she just farted?"
6. "can i have your number, your friend just farted in my face and i ain't baked enough for that shit"
Posted By: Si on February 9th, 2010 at 03:37PM PST
1.play it cool, and THEY will come to you
2.Remember me from the party???
3.Yo nick! Hide from these broads in those Porto potties!
4.Oh My God! Do You Know Ryan Sheckler??
5.These ladies may not know it, but these dudes rip!
6.Gettin buns tonight fo sho.
Posted By: cakejunt on February 9th, 2010 at 03:49PM PST
1.Ay girl you lookin good
2.wanna play wit dis wood
3.ay girl you lookin fine
4.i want yo behind
5.ay girl im real hesh
6.you wanna kno whats next
Posted By: Eric on February 9th, 2010 at 03:52PM PST
1. well,well,well, lookie who we have here...\"
2. you swearrr bitch
3. i want the \"goodz\"!
4. do the 4 of you really hangout with her
5. livin the dream..with my eyes closed..yea
6. all pimp, no simp!
Posted By: bless it ! on February 9th, 2010 at 04:06PM PST
They recognize, there's only one Trepasso - and he's a ladies man.
Posted By: Weston on February 9th, 2010 at 04:10PM PST
1. "whoa, babes!"
2. "my tattoos are way sweeter than yours, toots."
3. "She was all, nuh uh, and I was all uh huh."
4. "and that's when he discovered it WASN'T peanut butter"
5. "Aw man, why's that dood standin on his board. Makes me look way small."
6."ah well. tall man got the hot chick, I guess I'll settle for this one."
Posted By: poop / boob on February 9th, 2010 at 04:12PM PST
1. Nick Trapassedhoes.
2. "yeah, thats nice, ummmm...whose your friend?"
3. i wear my sunglasses at night as well.
4. ironically she liked fat jokes.
5. eenie meeanie mynie moe.
6.VINI VIDI VICI.
Posted By: Darian R. on February 9th, 2010 at 04:14PM PST
Posted By: Weston on February 9th, 2010 at 04:15PM PST
1:Uh, hey babe wish you knew who I was.....(silent)
2:Like casual sex with strangers,, Like the show?
5:Did you just come from Chris Gentry's room?
6:Sure I'll give you girls my autograph.
Posted By: Meathead on February 9th, 2010 at 04:18PM PST
1.Nick saw some action comin his way.
2.He assessed the situation closely.
3.He chose his prey.
4.He distracted the others with jokes.
5.He stunned the unwanted ones with his poison.
6.Judgment day. He asked the desired girl for her number.
Posted By: Adriannar on February 9th, 2010 at 04:21PM PST
hey, my shoes untied, how bout you help me out?
Posted By: andy mcdouugle on February 9th, 2010 at 04:24PM PST
1. whats up ladies?
2. yall going to need some energy drink up girls
3. come on a three some will be great - trapasso yeah you tell her
4. shes scared of what im packing
5. im hungry for some dark chocolate
6. "yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya
Holla at ya when I come off tour, yeah"
Posted By: baked on February 9th, 2010 at 04:30PM PST
I'm totally hard right now...Wanna see?
Posted By: Bryce on February 9th, 2010 at 04:48PM PST
1. I see what you did there...
2. You looked better with my glasses on.
3. Ahh, much better.
4. I need to fart.
5. Who is this guy?
6. Digits, son.
Posted By: Matt D. on February 9th, 2010 at 05:16PM PST
1. finally some hott chicks.
2. whatta ya say we all fuck?
3. you guys look easy.
4. im black from the waist down.
5. how about me and pat take you
to a dark alley?
6.im down with black chicks.
Posted By: jason ortiz on February 9th, 2010 at 05:24PM PST
nick,"hey im rollin in from phoenix i ride for the cowtown"
Girls,"Damn trent and laura are my parents highschool friends."
nick,"Thats cool I wish we coulda been highschool friends."
Girls,"Awe your so cute with your little converse on."
Nick,"youd look better with them on"
Girls"lets go find out"
Posted By: JORDAN DICKSON on February 9th, 2010 at 05:39PM PST
1. ey skonkas, i like black metal
2. Daamn girl, imma make that hummingbird fly
3. now now ladies, both of you can come to Pho King with me
4. i'm the best skater on Toy
5. Oh now we getting some
6. Shit balls, she's not on the same network
Posted By: Adrian S. on February 9th, 2010 at 06:00PM PST
1: DAYUM you best be coming to me
2:trick can you get a face change
3:i want you but your friend keeps bothering me
4:oh shit she's mad so i'll talk to you
5:hey man you took my girl!
6:SCORE I got her number!!!!
Posted By: eric smith on February 9th, 2010 at 06:15PM PST
1. AY guurrrl can i buy you a pepsi?
Posted By: Eric Samuels on February 9th, 2010 at 06:38PM PST
1. Oh what? My shoes untied? I know its my Steezy!
2. Ewwww...I already told you...I LIKE GUYS!
3. Yeah these sunglasses did belong to Ray Charles'.
4. Oh...So you guys don't wanna come back to my place?
5. Damn! That dude's fro is way better than mine.
6. Yeah I guess Ill give your number to Corey Duffel.
Posted By: Ben 'Ogee on February 9th, 2010 at 07:21PM PST
Posted By: bob on February 9th, 2010 at 07:23PM PST
1 - Nick thinks: Today is my day of luck!
2 - Nick thinks: As soon as hálito! It drinks immediately to see happen a bit!
3 - Girls speak for Nick: Today the night does not have at all to do, want to a bit of grass, you has here?
4 - Nick speaks: I Have home, can go the very late!
5 - Girls decide: Fellow, go to quitar a photo with the trafficker! lOl
6 - Nick Thinks: The sex of later you the guaranteeed!
Posted By: Leonardo Narciso on February 9th, 2010 at 07:27PM PST
1-NICK T is thinking maby these girls will have sexual intercourse with me because iam wearing these glasses
2-nick T is thinking fuck i def should have not take the shades off im hung over as shit
3 nick T is thinkan k glasses back on:nick T says hey you wanna come back to my place and get some double penetration by some mexicans
4-the girls start laughing about the penetration but NICK T is grinning saying i wasent jokeing.
5-nick T is eyeing down big mama and pat comes along to reale them in by telling them we can have sex in bakerBOYS dist.
6-nick t gives big mama his nums
7 wu tang fo ever wu tang forever wu tang for ever wu tang for ever
Posted By: andrew wenkstern on February 9th, 2010 at 08:47PM PST
1) Psssh! Your shoelace is untied fuckin stoner.
2) No I don't remember you...wait who are you friends with again...
3) The busted chick is a good wing man after all.
4) Eew stop it Nick that's gross not all of us silly!
5) Quit tryin to swoop up on my girl homie!!!
6) I said look down bitch.
Posted By: SAKTAP! on February 9th, 2010 at 08:52PM PST
1)I swear I have been faded with you somewhere...
2)Come on you like amp I like kush we are the perfect match
3)yo tell this bitch Im not riding for gatorade
4)ya you can think thats funny now
5)someone take me to get some t bell after I take this picture
6)*67 ...... can u move I cant see my friends fake number
Posted By: Bryan on February 9th, 2010 at 09:16PM PST
1. "hey! either of you ladies know how to tie a shoe?"
2." I am pretty faded right now but I guess I'll sign your chest"
3.Bob Dylan?!!!? "Nah I get that alot though"
4." Then I said I don't know its not my penguin!" girl (hahahahaha)
5." Yo bra! Tight shirt! But get your own trim"
6.Girl- "234-6..." Nick- " It's cool man! she said she was 18"
Posted By: Jacob Vasquez on February 9th, 2010 at 09:26PM PST
1.So you girls like to party?
2.I told you I don't care what your name is.
3.So, this is the girl you were telln me about!
4.Yeah really its that big! Ill prove it!
5.Who the fuck wears boots when its 90 degrees out? I can't even look at you.
6.No no this is my friends phone, ill just give you my number, but it doesn't work sometimes and I don't like texts. sorry
Posted By: DEBOLT on February 9th, 2010 at 09:52PM PST
2.I'd hit dat!
3.Cut tha shit, wanna make out?
4.Fuck yo mama!?
5.Get dreads, fuck tha fedsssssss!!!!!!
Posted By: Nicko Will on February 9th, 2010 at 10:11PM PST
1. "Be cool Nick... Be cool"
2. Aaaaaand she's hooked.
3. Oh, friends? Hmmm... This might just mean...
4. Yes. Foursome.
5. Sinner wants in on the action.
6. 3 outta 5 ain't bad. If you're simpin, you ain't pimpin.
Posted By: Deegor on February 9th, 2010 at 11:01PM PST
hey do you like tattoos?
Posted By: suckers on February 9th, 2010 at 11:02PM PST
1- yeah getcha freak on!!!
2- nah not with this one..
3- humm what about this?
4- hard choice thinking groupy
5- fuck men you are ruining my plans!!
6- well gess just one…
Posted By: Luis Guedes on February 10th, 2010 at 12:47AM PST
1. Yes ladies! What you sayin?
2. Something in common.
3. Hunting pack descends on the prey.
4. Taking control of the situation.
5. Assuming the credit for other people's work.
6. Hunter becomes hunted.
Posted By: Barnaby Perrin Aldous on February 10th, 2010 at 03:34AM PST
1. "I'm sponsored... Really..."
2. "Garnier... You?"
3. "Yeah... That IS G!"
4. "No, really... I think we've already done it"
5. "Denim comes in blue?"
6. "How do you spell Trapasso again?"
Posted By: DH on February 10th, 2010 at 04:44AM PST
dont forget the lube mann
Posted By: Tyler on February 10th, 2010 at 07:31AM PST
1. "Wanna see me breakdance?"
2. " The fuck is wrong with your face?"
3. " I like that blouse, what size is it can i try it on?"
4. " No, i'm serious about a foursome."
5. " ouuu, i smell the bud"
6. " I'M SHOWING THIS BITCH A PICTURE OF MY DICK!"
Posted By: Jordan S on February 10th, 2010 at 08:42AM PST
Eenie meenie miny mo, Trapasso's knockin at your door
Posted By: Cody James on February 10th, 2010 at 10:06AM PST
I hope your name is as beautiful as your hummingbird tattoo
Posted By: Cody James on February 10th, 2010 at 10:09AM PST
Trapasso, "Well I got my big break out of a parking lot like this. Maybe you could too."
Posted By: Cody James on February 10th, 2010 at 10:11AM PST
"Ya, I agree. Elton John is much more suited for American Idol than Simon."
Posted By: Cody James on February 10th, 2010 at 10:14AM PST
"Chocolate for lunch, I could be into that."
Posted By: Cody James on February 10th, 2010 at 10:16AM PST
"Ill just file you under, hmmm, potentially easy."
Posted By: Cody James on February 10th, 2010 at 10:18AM PST
2: You got any other tats' you wanna show me?
3: Nike owns Converse so... Kobe? Yeah, we're cool.
4: Tag team in Room 305
5: you're gonnna need to bring some magnums.
Posted By: Jordan Johnson on February 10th, 2010 at 10:46AM PST
3)He's Such a Studmuffin!
4) Sorry Girls I don't roll that way
Posted By: TOM on February 10th, 2010 at 11:53AM PST
Just give me the 2 white girls for one night, hella fine.
Posted By: 345 on February 10th, 2010 at 12:36PM PST
i pick you
Posted By: paris on February 10th, 2010 at 02:14PM PST
1. Trippy Nicky: Well boy howdy, you little ladies need some acid?
2. Ladie: Oh shit, you got some?
Trippy Nicky: Yes ma'am, it's some good ole dumbo blotter.
3. Ladie: Word homie, hooke it up then. We just picked up some exos; we might as well candy flip today.
4. Trippy Nicky: Whoaaa, you got tabs? Let's just make a trade and candy flip together.
5. Trippy Nicky thought bubble: Hee hee, this dude in green has no idea that we're ALL gettin' our roll on at this very moment.
6. Trippy Nicky: Damn girl, you got some bomb tabs, lemme getcho numba... Wanna hit up Whataburger?
Posted By: Skullbucketz on February 10th, 2010 at 03:18PM PST
1.) "Sup guh?"
2.) "She's a dirty girl. And I like a dirty girl."
3.) "She's got some nice boobies."
4.) "You can come over to, we can all party. "in my bed." "
5.) "Jigga man stole my hair due mane."
6.) "Yo camera dude, I just got this chicks number."
Posted By: Nate White on February 10th, 2010 at 04:38PM PST
you girls wanna smoke some weed
Posted By: devin mitts on February 10th, 2010 at 05:49PM PST
1. sup, sup. hottie overload
2. peep the strategy
4. and then the banana says....
5. i shouldnt have washed my hair today
6. uh, what's your number again
Posted By: paul on February 10th, 2010 at 07:03PM PST
4. alot of skanks
5. hella skanks
6. gotta luh dem skanks
Posted By: Aaron Ptak on February 10th, 2010 at 07:40PM PST
1st Step: you treat em' like a lady.
2nd step: you tell them they're the one your dreamin' of.
3rd step:you take em' home and don't get no pussy
Posted By: The Thaw on February 10th, 2010 at 07:45PM PST
1.did you know i skate
2.well thats makes me downandbadassatthesametimeranchero
3.lets go make a salad woth the devils lettuce (they say ok)
4.you ladies like my cons
5. why you steal my thunder you shitass im not indian
6.lets go do intercourse
Posted By: noah cook on February 10th, 2010 at 08:20PM PST
1. "You ladies ever seen a grown man naked"
2. "one word -blumpkin"
3. "two words - dirty sanchez"
4. "I do lots and lots of COCAINE!"
5. " Yes, there is a gun in my pocket. So get in the fuckin car RIGHT NOW!"
Posted By: ;sdf on February 10th, 2010 at 09:06PM PST
hey, dream boat,,,,,,not you ship wreck!
Posted By: Meathead on February 10th, 2010 at 11:59PM PST
u girls like to suck dick and snort coke?
WHAT u don't like to suck dick????
Posted By: Meathead on February 11th, 2010 at 12:01AM PST
1 "wanna see my michael jackson impersonation?"
2 "is that a hickie?"
3 "are those c cups!?"
4 "what did i get myself into?"
5 "baby your gonna need that redbull ;-]"
6 "hold on my girlfriend is texting me"
Posted By: billy bianco on February 11th, 2010 at 07:47AM PST
1:have you seen a grey dog around here?she looks just like youuu..
2:(i know your mind - you stole Nay-Nay and you aint telling me, girl...)
3:you think it's funny?
4:none of you know wheres Nay, laughin ho's.
5:(whistles)"heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere girl, Nay nay nay nay nay!!
6:thats it i'm calling mom, hope she will know what to do...
Posted By: Domas , mid EU on February 11th, 2010 at 11:22AM PST
1.uhhh, hey baby
2.your not the girl with the white rabbit tat
3.talk talk talk
4.Nick spits hot fire
5.Victims of rape
6.Let me get some nudes
Posted By: dave markham on February 11th, 2010 at 03:32PM PST
1.Whats up ladies
4.hell ya fo sho!
Posted By: beau johns on February 11th, 2010 at 06:45PM PST
1.Hey i noticed you've seen my Cons
2.And my extremely gnarly hair
3.You guys wanna go back to the Trapasso Residence?
4."Oh Nick your so funny!"
5.Shake Junt gotcha back
6.Thank You Verizon
Posted By: evanskates92 on February 12th, 2010 at 04:03AM PST
Whoo Wheee!! haha so whos got the papers? just kiddin. OH!g-banngg!misses red HOT!
Posted By: tyler on February 12th, 2010 at 07:34AM PST
whoooo baby! wanna roll it wit me? i got halo. just kiddin. you da gooooods!!
Posted By: tyler on February 12th, 2010 at 07:37AM PST
Posted By: swimming pools on February 12th, 2010 at 04:27PM PST
1. stay cool, stay cool.!
2. there totally talking to me.
3.i just might be getting layed to night guys,(by at least 3 chicks!
4. there fucking loving it and me.!
5. i just celled the dell.!
6. call me so number 3 can come true.!
Posted By: javon lang on February 12th, 2010 at 07:05PM PST
1.May I SHAVE your CUNT?
Posted By: chase on February 13th, 2010 at 07:06AM PST
Let me get my roll on in ya ass!
Posted By: chase on February 13th, 2010 at 07:14AM PST
1. Nick being a g thang
2. talking like a g thang
3. thinking he's the g thang
4. getting the digits
5. Nick is the g thang!
6. Nick(the g thang) is happy
Posted By: moist turd on February 13th, 2010 at 09:39AM PST
1:Nick scopin some beezys.
2:whats ur names is girl? - nick
3:"my names is Ben Dover" - girl
4:bendover? - nick
5:alright fine with me. - nick
6:nick gets slapped in the face by the girl for telling her to bendover.
got the story from personal experience. yee
Posted By: austin on February 13th, 2010 at 11:43AM PST
1. Sup chicks?
2. "hey nick, nice tattoos!" says the dank chick "danks, fool" goes nick
3. "yeah nick, those tats are proper. I have one of a hummingbird." says wack CHick # 1
4. "may we get a picture with you guys?" says almost hot chick 2 "yo Pasquale, these bitches wanna take a picture with you" nick yelps. "Fuck yeah, fool" and pasquale runs right over
5. "so yeah girl... wanna suck my dick or something?
Posted By: tino on February 13th, 2010 at 08:19PM PST
1.how you doing big mama?
2.every day i walk by and you ask the same thing
3.its because i care
5.you got a smartass mouth
Posted By: juice on February 13th, 2010 at 09:06PM PST
can i holla at you fo a minute shawty?
Posted By: travon on February 14th, 2010 at 05:21PM PST
D's converse's get you wet? so will D's nuts in yo jaws
Posted By: jfuckinmiah on February 15th, 2010 at 05:21PM PST
"ill put my dick in yo mouth and my nose in yo coke bag" Did he just say that?
Posted By: jfuckinmiah on February 15th, 2010 at 05:25PM PST
Yeah i got a receding hairline so what bet i get i get that snatch.
Posted By: jfuckinmiah on February 15th, 2010 at 05:28PM PST
1. Ima st8 G anyways; they wont even notice my shoe lace. If they do ask I say I got chased.
2. Why didnt you get that werid ass bird on your ass or something.
3. No, im serious i get paid to skateboard. Im on the cover of thraser.
4. Peep Game
5. This is how much attention i got when i told her to google my name. The tattoo joke dosn't even matter now. Groupie 1-5.
6. I aint even sweating it. Its still 10:30 in the morning. if she calls, she calls
Posted By: Fur on February 15th, 2010 at 08:28PM PST
1. Damnnnn.. check out the bunz
2. Fuckinnn sooo faded right nowwwww
3. Bitch be tryin to hold my hand and shit
4. taken off my shades fo sho
5. Nah fuck lookin at the cammyy
6. Want mah digits fo sho?
Posted By: Thomas on February 15th, 2010 at 10:05PM PST
Yo freeky deeks help a pimp tie his shoe?...And while ur down there...
Posted By: Whorehey on February 15th, 2010 at 10:58PM PST
1.Yo freeky deeks help a pimp tie his shoe?...And while ur down there...
2. Yea Don\'t worry i\'m almost done fingering ur gurl in the ass then we can talk about tattoos for as long as u want.
3.So i got some Vodka back at my blue VIP trailers we can get Krunk and fuk like wild cheetas...lets do dis
4.Yur gonna have to open way Wider if u wann fit my Python in Der
5.Hmmmm...which one first?.
6.Im just gonna call ur Momma rite now and tell her u wont b home tonite.
Posted By: Whorehey on February 15th, 2010 at 11:25PM PST
1.Yeah i know my shoes untied.
2.Whats up with tha cock blockin!!!
3.Tryin to hold my hand and shit.
4.Ladies... they be jockin.
5.Coffee on the left, cream on the right.
6.Girl you know what to do!!!
Posted By: Thomas Van Dyke on February 16th, 2010 at 08:53PM PST
FINALLY GETTING SOME PU TANG
Posted By: nick on February 18th, 2010 at 04:17PM PST
dammm shawty you finneeeeee
Posted By: chris p. on February 18th, 2010 at 10:11PM PST
1. see\'s sum biddies
2. say what up to the biddies
3. talk to the biddies
4. biddies not interested
5. nick says\"i work for bang bro\'s \"
6. biddies follow while nick walks backwards to the shaggy wagon
Posted By: Kaydee Inoa on February 19th, 2010 at 09:48AM PST
girl in green " i just wanna eat you "
Nick " aww shit "
Posted By: Kaydee Inoa on February 19th, 2010 at 09:51AM PST
1: Damn hoe! is that a coach purse?
2: Nick: " I know that's not a red AMP in your hand..."
3: Girl in green: " I told you he liked GATORADE!!!" nick: impartial, (staring at tits)
4: Nick: " sorry, we can't be wearing the same sunglasses, trade?"
5: Nick: "So sinner, this makes it the 50th or 51st 7-way?"
6: nick: "dude, i did the math on my phone, and it's the 420th (7-way)... hell yeah."
Posted By: aulkenlameman on February 19th, 2010 at 11:43AM PST
by the mway, in 4 is green shirt girls tryin to pleasure herself with that gatorade?
Posted By: aulkenlameman on February 19th, 2010 at 11:44AM PST
1. picking out the sprouters
2. picked a good one from the feild
3. sees a few more and zones in on the one in red n black
4. makes a slick joke n gets eye contact from the bird in sunnies.
5. chooses from his selection
6. finds a winner and stashes the digits
Posted By: Mark.Jay.Elliot on February 22nd, 2010 at 04:59AM PST
1. Whatcha lookin at puta! I'll f**kin knock you's out!
2. No I won't sleep with you!!! Ewww you're my sister! Awww, alright.
3. I can't believe you just dared him to punck me in the gut you bitch!
4. Ha! You hit like a girl!
5. I don't know about all these girls, but that dude in the green is lookin good fo sho! Damn!
6. Can you get crabs from texting? Cuz ya lookin kinda dirty.
Posted By: DirtyPHX on February 23rd, 2010 at 12:01AM PST
you wanna see my toy machine?
Posted By: josh godlington on February 23rd, 2010 at 01:38AM PST
Wanna help me practice my \"Backside grind\"
Posted By: Death Heads Skate Crew on February 23rd, 2010 at 09:43AM PST
that boy is mine!
Here the speaker is thay !!!!!!!
I love nick!
Posted By: Thay on February 26th, 2010 at 10:03AM PST
that boy is mine!
Here the speaker is thay !!!!!!!
I love nick!
Posted By: Thay on February 26th, 2010 at 10:03AM PST
you know you want this
Posted By: jorgy on March 6th, 2010 at 01:21AM PST
1. I'll give you head if you give me weed.
2. Want me to give you head? I need bud.
3. How 'bout I sniff your butt?
4. I hope they're not clingers. Way too faded.
6. Giving six girls head was not worth a g of basil.
Posted By: Justin G. on March 13th, 2010 at 09:43AM PST
1. \"hey bitch, i smoke weed allll dayy.\"
2. \"hey, im nick, im so high right now.\"
3. \"\"ughaugha, nice rack\"
4. \"Hi there, im nick, im so high right now.\"
5. \"hey sinner, back tha fuck up, these my bitches you motha fucking btch ass sinnner!\"
6. \"yo dude, im outta weed,.....\"
Posted By: Nate Doggy Dog Ya Hearddd! on March 18th, 2010 at 06:00PM PST
1: "Well hey ladies..."
2: "Damn, those are some nice tits..."
3: "Look at the legs on this one..."
4: "Now this girl is even hotter..."
5: "GETTIN' GETTIN' SOME HEAD..."
6: "After I'm done with this one, let's smoke a joint and hit up the stip club."
Posted By: Mike Nowak on June 22nd, 2010 at 01:09PM PST
1.no i'm not talking to you im talking to butter tits in the green over there
2.nahh i dont watch jersey shore
3.this bitch in the green needs to sit on it ,i'm feelin red now
4.thanks i know i have pretty eyes
5.damn where did you come from
6.whats my number i forgot it
Posted By: david calderon on August 9th, 2010 at 12:33AM PST
Hello. And Bye. fr33 pr0n this is it!
Posted By: BumbEmuby on February 15th, 2011 at 01:46PM PST