Toy Machine Maloof Post: Photos by artiste M. Sinclaire

Suckle on this, pretty good fer a Sunday, eh?
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Bill, making the cut, and hopefully getting some lettuce in the process.
Posted August 8th, 2010 by priorities are shifting with major velocity
Chocolate covered bacon. That's taking shit too far. Who ever the fuck did that wall ride musta been hella hyped.
Posted By: McJesus on August 8th, 2010 at 02:33PM PST
Deep-fried butter. They have meal called "THE HEART STOPPER" & "THE CLOGGED ARTERY"... Shit's disgusting.

Leo, killin' it.

Monster decals...?
Whatever, the grand prize is millions...
They paid for it.

Floater for sure. Who is that?
Posted By: Jacob on August 8th, 2010 at 02:41PM PST
Chocolate covered bacon will kill you.

A petting zoo at a skate competition, that's fucked up.

Why watch maloof when all I care about is on this site. I don't wanna see that corporate shit.

WEEKEND POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: john on August 8th, 2010 at 02:44PM PST
Was that J-lay doing the floater??

haha \"giving a fuck at mach 14\"
Posted By: karty50 on August 8th, 2010 at 03:12PM PST
Lutheran and Romero, like BAtman and Robin !! they rippp!!!
Posted By: Aldo Di Bella on August 8th, 2010 at 05:40PM PST
Such A Sick Post!
Posted By: Scisssorhands on August 8th, 2010 at 05:44PM PST
I thought Chocolate covered bacon was healthy,I guess it's not.if you're a complete wuss. Live the chocolate covered life or die.Jk. I could go for a Churro though.

I bought a "Thrashed and new" tech deck of Billy's board from Wal Mart the other day.

Looks like Baked Potato is wearing those Wino Emericas. They should have had that band Bowling For Soup do the national anthem. Woulda been pretty Punk Rock,you know.

Chris Culo.
Does anyone here actually drink Monster brand drinks?I'm just wondering.

Caged animals are made for punching in the face then eating. That's what my preacher told me.

DanLu officially am? I'm sure any of the guys here will take a Jizz bomb to the face from the Toy Machine Monster himself to see DanLu obtain Am status.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 8th, 2010 at 05:48PM PST
I would. But I would never drink monster, I'll stick to ice tea.

I saw a documentary on wal mart. Bad shit.

wal mart. wall mart. walmart wallmark. Someone please help me spell this.
Posted By: john on August 8th, 2010 at 06:16PM PST
I'll admit, I do drink a Monster before work, & then one at lunch.

I have work from 11pm to 7am, & it's hard to stay awake.

Coffee gives me heartburn, tea makes me too anxious, Redbull makes me gag, Rockstar; fuck Rockstar, but the lo-carb Monster I can barley handle, but it works. The only thing that does.

It's tearing my stomach lining though, & it's got wolf semen.
that was a rumor back in like 7th grade.
Posted By: Jacob on August 8th, 2010 at 07:32PM PST
Yeah,that documentary The High Cost of Low Prices. It's a good one.

It seems as though Monster drinks aren't really consumed for Action Sports but more for other things.
Put Wolf Semen in your black coffee. Grow some chest hair.I'm guessing that's what Leo drank for that Thrasher cover.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on August 8th, 2010 at 07:46PM PST
Around hear it was bull semen. Some people say it is, they just use a technical term on the can. I don't care really. I'll google it later.
Posted By: john on August 8th, 2010 at 08:25PM PST
aw, nyjah cried =[
Posted By: crayons on August 8th, 2010 at 08:28PM PST
I caught like the last 15 minutes of it. Billy did a full cab and the announcer said, "Billy Marks fakie frontside 360!"
Posted By: Nigel on August 8th, 2010 at 08:58PM PST
billy's partner be fineeee
Posted By: abolisheverything on August 8th, 2010 at 09:19PM PST
Leo is such a machine! :D
energy drinks are so bad for you ;/
Posted By: Kilgore Trout on August 8th, 2010 at 09:27PM PST
is lettuce a new term for vagina?
Posted By: ryan on August 8th, 2010 at 09:45PM PST
damn toy machine is gonna be the death of me
Posted By: josiah on August 8th, 2010 at 10:48PM PST
i try so hard but there is so many dudes that are way better than me.It sucks that 2 out of five skateboarders will actually get sponsored.
Posted By: josiah on August 8th, 2010 at 10:51PM PST
Lettuce can be used as slang for 'money', or 'hair'.

Like, "Oh, you shaved your lettuce off!"
Posted By: ed on August 8th, 2010 at 11:59PM PST
I think Ny-jah cried because he thought he should have won... That is what it seemed like to me...
Posted By: ed on August 9th, 2010 at 12:00AM PST
if you have seen the footage of Nyjah you would be bummed too. Here you go if you didn't!

Also- you are looking for the word "taurine". It is a component in bull urine and some say it's why it's called Red "bull".

I liked DanLu flipping off Leo. good shit.

Ok I'll just kindly fuck off now.
Posted By: d1ggitydan on August 9th, 2010 at 06:08AM PST
he did fucking good too. i dont know, im not outraged that cole won or anything. if nyjah would've won it would have been all the same. he has 15 more chances anyway
Posted By: crayons on August 9th, 2010 at 02:40PM PST
HAHAHA I wish that was me!
Posted By: Pattay on August 9th, 2010 at 08:09PM PST
''oh, you shaved your lettuce off''
''oh, te cortaste la lechuga!''
i said this today to a friend that used to have a mullet. didnt know it had the same meaning in english.
gave me a good laugh :B.
didnt know both of them had the same impact. i mean they both make me laugh in a way,the pronunciation and emphasis but sometimes there are some words that sound funnier in spanish. viceversa.
i get desperate sometimes, hearing just english in SD ca. but thank god im going to mex(mexicali) in a couple of minutes:B
Posted By: sect suit israel on August 20th, 2010 at 07:55PM PST
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