Posted By: ayyy bro on November 5th, 2010 at 01:13AM PST
toy trips look fun
Posted By: Some dude's flicker on November 5th, 2010 at 01:33AM PST
Nick's hurt, isn't he?
One thing I will never experience is a skateboard tour.
All my skaters friends & I all talk about videos & clips & traveling, but nothing ever happens. I guess if we were getting paid it'd be different. How many skaters go on trips for the hell of it? I'm sure alot of them.
Ed, it's so great to see your old ass on a skateboard. You give me hope that maybe someday when I'm 38, I'm not overweight, a drunk, & have completely forgotten what a skateboard is... It's also great to see all of the dudes together. Puts a tear running down my cheek.
I'll just follow you fucks in my own car. That would make me a groupie. Fuck. I like Toy Machine & it's associates way too much.
Deanna! I hope there's some type of estrogen there for you. Matt B's hair?
Josh's beard is epic. He's also got the Hitler haircut, which is a choice haircut these days.
I already "liked" half of these photos on J Harms Facebook. Oops.
Johnny looks like Carolyn's brother Johnny Russell, the one I am repulsed by. I never noticed it. I hope Johnny's not a narcissistic fuck like him. THe reason why I have been sleeping on floors for 4 months.
Speaking of not sleeping on floors, I MOVE INTO MY NEW PLACE TODAY!!!!!!!
Sun Araw- "Horse Steppin'"
Topaz Rags - "Come to the Now"
Wet Hair - "Cult Electric Annihilation"
Where's Dan Lu's blog??
The only smiles are from Josh (of course), Deanna, & Mike Burnett's half-ass "I'll smile for the fans" smile. I forgot that skate trips are so terrible. Jesus H fucking Christ guys... Come the fuck on. Oh, & Dan Lu's stoned "Sup?" smile.
Back to back blunts, right, Ed?
I would have said Nick T. otherwise.
That DJ's facial hair is disturbingly similar to that of a pedophile.
Why not just go to a crazy barbershop in an African American neighborhood & ask for a little boy's asshole in facial hair form?
I wish I or someone could have pounded Austin during that phat tailslide.
I remember the good ol' days when girls would come up to the park & watch us skate. It really isn't any different. The same girls from 4 years ago still hang at the parks. Matthew McConaughey would be stoked.
Stick dick & lone dick tearin' shit up.
Beef Jerky, cancer, & seaweed kick ass.
Toy Machine Sock Team Tour 2K10
Captcha: Sorilly Abanderung
Sorilly, being relevant. & the other some word that Vinny & S Van would know..
Posted By: josiah on November 5th, 2010 at 08:10AM PST
Gave that one away...
Posted By: Ooops,,, Jacob on November 5th, 2010 at 08:10AM PST
This is bothering me...
Any other name would have been fine.
Karma's a bitch.
Posted By: Jacob on November 5th, 2010 at 08:14AM PST
Posted By: Hemlock Drew on November 5th, 2010 at 08:27AM PST
Posted By: Jacob on November 5th, 2010 at 08:38AM PST
Nick T is joining the tour soon and Provost joins us tomorrow! Leaving Las Vegas right now....
Posted By: Sinclair on November 5th, 2010 at 08:41AM PST
Haha Fuck Jimmy Carlin
Posted By: karty50 on November 5th, 2010 at 08:50AM PST
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Anyway. What the hell is going on? Jacob posting under the name Josiah? Wha?
Whatevz. Sick post,kevs. It's cool you're dedicated enough to make posts on a trip; And you're gonna go cuddle with Deanna too? Alright.
Looks like Jlay got some shades from Mike Carroll.
Billy is kinda reminding me of Caswell Berry.
Goddamn, where is that rest stop? Nothing but cement and desert.Me gusta.
>Heart just melted.
>Kinda reminds me of Tom Cruise. Take my breath away,ed.
You guys are rolling deep. Not only the whole fucking Toy Machine team,but Sinclair,Burnett, and Deanna. Holy Smokes. and yep,I've been clicking on Harmony's facebook updates.
Fill your bathtub full of Piranhas. Then smoke hella weed and wait to die.
"overweight, a drunk, & have completely forgotten what a skateboard is"
I'm already there.
Is Deanna still wearing her David Gonzalez shoes? I was thinking, if Ed did anything sexual that day with his wife, it would have been like doing something sexual with David Gonzalez.
Gettin' head from Dah-veed Gonzalez.A tiny brown guy that slides down 25 stair handrails.
Ex-Toy rider? Was he in Heavy Metal or something?
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 5th, 2010 at 09:15AM PST
Posted By: Jgonzalez on November 5th, 2010 at 09:18AM PST
wow. lots of answers through photography in this one. Deanna goes on tour! Billy Marks skates with the team! (jk) Josh Harmony still likes Jesus and stuff!
all jerkiness aside I don't like jerky unless it's from Canada. My mom goes snowboarding in Quebec and stuff and they always bring back a shit ton of awesome shrink wrapped jerky in the winters and stuff.
I don't really care if Ed keeps blunting all over the place especially if he's old. Honestly, everyone has their 'go-to' trick and blunts are pretty friggin sweet anyhow so it gets along well in demo form. Remember Adrian Lopez and his back tails? Yeah.... could watch those all day too. just sayin.
as far as Leo's shirt pocket I just want to say one thing; that is like almost a pre-requisite for me when I'm buying a shirt. A shirt pocket is essential for oh so many things. Mostly because I always have a sharpie on me or pencil or pen or something (art fag) but also because it's just nice to have for some reason. Like before this whole Shaun White modern day "hesh" wannabe flannel shirt situation arrived I was always wearing button ups with a pocket just for that reason. aaaaannnnyhooow......
I was looking at that whale-sect board and thought of it in more realistic approach, like if that picture was not cartoony but there really was a gigantic behemoth of epic proportions and it just happened to have a little tube coming out of it's skull and a gigantic mono eye; I would just. Shit myself. That's just terrifying if you have a good enough imagination. Think of it the next time you are in the hotel's swimming pool or in the river/GREAT LAKES (or .... oceans for y'all west coaster gaiz)
going back to Billy and his food choices and stuff- I enjoy eating as many foreign meats as possible. I like all sorts of stuff. I ate camel meat on a couple of occasions and sword fish and stuff- I just enjoy the idea of eating a chunk out of everything and everyone (human meat! jk jk) but seriously, I try anything. I love it. sorry ed. I mean, I'm not sorry for my choices in eating shit, but I am sorry if you don't like this on your blog. lots of talking about eating meat and killing animals and stuff.
that rest stop looks really really cool to actually skate. I mean just look at the ledges and the hubba in the background. probably going to need shit tons of wax though.
jlay's jerseys remind me of when Brian would wear hockey jerseys all the time. roles have been filled?
ok I have to get off the internet and enjoy my day now adios d00ds
Posted By: d1ggitydan on November 5th, 2010 at 09:42AM PST
i said "oops" bro...
Posted By: Jacob on November 5th, 2010 at 01:36PM PST
fabry rode for the Plan too, right?
Posted By: howitzer on November 5th, 2010 at 04:00PM PST
"...don't blow no bubbles, dude!"
Posted By: howitzer on November 5th, 2010 at 04:01PM PST
Ed, i hope you read this.. you're the king of frontside nosebluntslides. i got off work this morning working 10-7 and couldn't wait to put in suffer the joy, so i can watch you bash noseblunts. can't wait to see brainwash!
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Posted By: sdfds on November 6th, 2010 at 06:15AM PST
Is fried piranha even legal? haha
Posted By: Mike on November 7th, 2010 at 09:37PM PST
Fuck me. Ive lived in las vegas my whole entire 25 year life and i didnt know the team was coming here. I want to kick myself in the nuts :( so bummed
Posted By: chad on November 9th, 2010 at 09:30PM PST